Random Thoughts

This ongoing series by Jarod Kintz are quick bits of humor that are sure to make you chuckle.

Pointless

March 2, 2012
By Jack Sass

Many years ago, a dear friend of mine (and by dear friend I mean someone I hardly knew) told me, “Jack, you can lead a horse to water. But for the life of me,...

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Snooki, Kid Rock and the GOP

March 2, 2012
By Mario Turchiarolo

Recent events have brought two questions to mind: 1) Snooki might be pregnant. What’s the GOP’s stance on contraception now? 2) Why is Kid Rock endorsing Mitt Romney? Does Romney own a Waffle House?...

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Space: the Final Font Tier

February 27, 2012
By Charlie Kazfranco
Space: the Final Font Tier

Charlie KazfrancoAccustomed to there never being a clean spork around when I need one most. Frequent contributor to global warming and Time Soak Dot Com.Website - Twitter - More Posts

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Valentine History

February 14, 2012
By Dr. Nancy Berk

Valentine’s Day: Making men uncomfortable since the Middle Ages….    http://ow.ly/91ouN                       Dr. Nancy BerkNancy Berk, Ph.D. is the author of COLLEGE BOUND AND GAGGED:...

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Cain Endorses Gingrich for GOP Nomination

January 29, 2012
By Dr. Nancy Berk

Cain endorses Gingrich for GOP Nomination. The two plan to take back the country right after a celebratory dinner at Hooters. Dr. Nancy BerkNancy Berk, Ph.D. is the author of COLLEGE BOUND AND GAGGED:...

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Give in already!

December 23, 2011
By Julie Wimmer
Give in already!

This year, we have decided to give in. That’s it. We are done. Stick a fork in us, we are ready to eat. And for God’s sake, don’t judge us, because you know what,...

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Chanukah Schmanukah

December 18, 2011
By Julie Wimmer
Chanukah Schmanukah

Yes, my khev’reh, my friends, it is certainly that time of year again. The time of candles that are lit on 8 nights; the time of crappy presents and lights. It’s that time of...

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Random Thought 57

November 24, 2011
By Jarod Kintz

I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. It’ll be a great conversation starter. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would...

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Random Thought 56

November 23, 2011
By Jarod Kintz

I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around...

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Random Thought 55

November 22, 2011
By Jarod Kintz

I want a billion people to know my name as well as they know their own. I want to clone myself to fame. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved...

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