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No Mitt Romney Sex Jokes

July 18, 2012
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Have you noticed that Mitt Romney seems to be surrounded by a powerful anti-erotic forcefield from which no cheap sex joke can escape? KaraFamily Guy/American Dad/ Producer/Citizen of the World. My opinions are my own,…

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“Let’s Be Careful Out There”

July 8, 2012
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It’s time for for the polar ice caps to start melting and for glorious Northwest Passages to open up again everywhere, and for fracking and extracting and for all things industrial to bloom like tulips in Springtime. I just…

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Mr. Priebus’s Neighborhood

June 29, 2012
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Mr. Priebus’s Neighborhood

National Republican Committee Chairman Reince Preibus   It’s not a beautiful day in the neighborhood this morning kids.  The big bad Supreme Court ruled that more extensive health coverage for kids and granny is a…

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Fun(d) in the Sun

June 22, 2012
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Indigogo, an online fundraising site had raised $455,865 (with 29 days to go) to send Karen H. Klein, the bullied school bus monitor on a luxury vacation. It was the video that went viral of…

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Programming Mitt Romney

June 16, 2012
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Programming Mitt Romney

  Assembled in Guangdong province by a team of wage slave nanotechnologists and engineers and sent via shipping container from the port of Shenzhen to GOP headquarters, Mitt Romney is keeping his programmers busy! Apparently, everything Mitt does…

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It’s Weiner Wednesday

May 30, 2012
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One of our local shops here is calling today “Weiner Wednesday.” Apparently, it’s a day where you can get a great deal on a hot dog, however, a great deal on a Weiner really means:…

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Political Correctness

May 17, 2012
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What exactly is “political correctness”? From common usage, it appears to be the name of the boogeyman who has recently started to make you feel bad for acting like the douchebag that you have long…

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Virginia is for Lovers of Jello-O and Armed Insurrections

May 12, 2012
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Virginia is for Lovers of Jello-O and Armed Insurrections

FROM THE FILES OF: Greene County, Virginia, GOP division. March newsletter article: “Rallying Against the Living Wage,” or this one: “Is Barack Hussein Obama America’s Most Biblically-Hostile U. S. President?” And this very important article: “Political…

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Botched Underwear Bomb is Butt of Jokes

May 11, 2012
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The CIA reported earlier this week that the recent anniversary of Osama Bin Laden’s death may have sparked a botched bombing in Yemen involving a U.S. airliner….and a pair of booby-trapped underpants. Apparently, these were…

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Explaining the U.S. Branches of Government to Foreigners, Children (Part 3)

April 18, 2012
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The silver change buys Coke cans for Justice Clarence Thomas to rest his pubes on.

For the final installment of my three-part series in which I explain the branches of the U.S. government to foreigners and children, I go out on a high (court) note.

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