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Programming Mitt Romney

June 16, 2012
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Programming Mitt Romney

  Assembled in Guangdong province by a team of wage slave nanotechnologists and engineers and sent via shipping container from the port of Shenzhen to GOP headquarters, Mitt Romney is keeping his programmers busy! Apparently, everything Mitt does…

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It’s Weiner Wednesday

May 30, 2012
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One of our local shops here is calling today “Weiner Wednesday.” Apparently, it’s a day where you can get a great deal on a hot dog, however, a great deal on a Weiner really means:…

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Political Correctness

May 17, 2012
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What exactly is “political correctness”? From common usage, it appears to be the name of the boogeyman who has recently started to make you feel bad for acting like the douchebag that you have long…

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Virginia is for Lovers of Jello-O and Armed Insurrections

May 12, 2012
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Virginia is for Lovers of Jello-O and Armed Insurrections

FROM THE FILES OF: Greene County, Virginia, GOP division. March newsletter article: “Rallying Against the Living Wage,” or this one: “Is Barack Hussein Obama America’s Most Biblically-Hostile U. S. President?” And this very important article: “Political…

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Botched Underwear Bomb is Butt of Jokes

May 11, 2012
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Photo Credit - Creative Commons: sheliachapin805

The CIA reported earlier this week that the recent anniversary of Osama Bin Laden’s death may have sparked a botched bombing in Yemen involving a U.S. airliner….and a pair of booby-trapped underpants. Apparently, these were…

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Explaining the U.S. Branches of Government to Foreigners, Children (Part 3)

April 18, 2012
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The silver change buys Coke cans for Justice Clarence Thomas to rest his pubes on.

For the final installment of my three-part series in which I explain the branches of the U.S. government to foreigners and children, I go out on a high (court) note.

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How to Boost Voting Rates

April 17, 2012
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Often the citizens of the United States are called upon to cast their vote for representatives who they feel will honestly represent their best interests in a legislative or executive setting. Failing that, they usually…

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I’ve Got the Perfect Mascot!

April 12, 2012
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I’ve often wondered how the Democratic and Republican Parties came to have adopted the donkey and elephant for their symbols. Not that an elephant is the most outstanding choice, but how did the Democrats end…

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Explaining the U.S. Branches of Government to Foreigners, Children (Part 2)

April 11, 2012
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And one comedian.

I continue my three-part series of explaining the U.S. branches of government to foreigners and children. This week, it's the legislative branch.

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When Adult Stars Go Political

April 11, 2012
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Well, it seems as if Rick Santorum has suspended his presidential campaign. Theories abound as to what prompted the presidential wannabe to quit the race. There were rumors that Pennsylvania was going to loudly stomp…

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