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Presidential Beauty Pageant

September 12, 2015
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After giving Fiorino a low score in the “looks” department in his Rolling Stone interview, Donald Trump holds out hope for the former Hewlett-Packard CEO in the swimsuit competition. “From the neck down, she’s not…

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Ben Carson: Life Begins at Happy Hour!

September 8, 2015
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“Life doesn’t start when the sperm meets the egg,” said Ben Carson. “As a physician, who takes his marching orders directly from the Lord Jesus Christ, not from NIH, I believe Life begins with chemical…

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Trumps Gets Record-Breaking Book Deal

September 5, 2015
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(FILES): This March 31, 2011 file photo shows Donald Trump talking to the press after receiving the American Automobile Association's (AAA) Five-Diamond Award for Trump's International Hotel & Tower New York at the hotel in New York City. Property tycoon turned White House opponent Donald Trump on Tuesday again claimed there was a doubt about Barack Obama's legality as president. "There is a real question about his own citizenship," the colorful and polarizing businessman told ABC television. AFP PHOTO / FILES / TIMOTHY A. CLARY (Photo credit should read TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/Getty Images)

Ransom House announced a $20 million dollar advance for Donald Trump’s newest book, Apologizing is for Losers. “From the response we’ve gotten from the major sellers, we anticipate that the first edition will be sold…

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Friday Humor Devotional

August 28, 2015
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Dear Lord, please forgive me for my selfish celebration this glorious Friday.  When Donald Trump allowed a woman to come on stage to test the authenticity of his mangy locks, it happily confirmed the financial…

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You’d Be in the Nut House… if you Lived in the 1800s

August 19, 2015
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See the list above? Enlarge it, study it and thank your lucky stars you didn’t live in the late 19th Century. Because this is a sheet from the Trans-Allegheny Mental Hospital in Weston, West Virginia…

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Trump’s Immigration Jackpot

August 17, 2015
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After weeks of speculation, Donald Trump finally revealed the details of his proposed Border Wall . “There won’t be any barbed wire or concrete,” said Trump. “I’ll use 2,000 miles of slot machines.” “How will…

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Hillary’s PantsGate

August 17, 2015
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  “This isn’t about Benghazi,” said Washington socialite Missy Vandercamp. “This is about Hillary’s pantsuits.  They make her look like a frumpy high school principal. I tried to warn her when she first came to…

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Bernie Sanders: The Second Coming?

August 13, 2015
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Among the 100,000 who attended Bernie Sander’s rallies this month, there is a growing contingent of Evangelicals who are causing speculation among pollsters. “We’re not sure if they are here to agitate or support Sanders,”…

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Jumping In With Both 30.48 Centimeters

August 12, 2015
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I originally wrote this in early June, long before Donald Trump raised his hair into the presidential fray, and then promptly forgot about it. If only I could forget about Trump’s hair.   You’d think…

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Walker Endorses Chastity Belts

August 10, 2015
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“Big pharma is going to squeal like a stuck pig, but I can wrestle those bloated lobbyists into submission just like I did with the unions,” Governor Scott Walker told This Reporter as we toured…

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