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BREAKING NEWS: USA Votes to Leave North America

June 27, 2016
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(Washington, D.C.) In the wake of Great Britain’s recent populist-led decision to leave the European Union, momentum gathered quickly for the United States to follow suit. In a flurry of referendum-lobbying activity, spurred on primarily…

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BREXIT

June 24, 2016
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A jury found that the song Stairway to Heaven, by British band Led Zeppelin, was not stolen from the band Spirit. That same jury found that the Island of Britain was stolen by Europe. They…

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Dump “trump”

June 15, 2016
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In the good old days, Greece was the word. Now it’s…Trump? If this megalomaniac becomes POTUS, I’m afraid the regular word, “trump”, will have to be banned. Saying “trump” or “Trump” too often causes cancer.…

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A Trumped Up Presidential Race

June 15, 2016
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  Since the Republican debates began, I’ve been strangling my sofa pillow in shock and frustration. I’ve watched Presidential Psycho and checked into The Debates Motel. Leave your sanity and decorum at the door. Don’t…

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Trump Poetry

June 8, 2016
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Trump poetry is the best poetry. “To be or not to be, I’ll be great for capital punishment” “How do I love me, let me count the ways” “Chicken is the thing with feathers, not…

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Democracy in the Balance! You Need to Vote in Bacon & Chocolate Party’s Primary

May 28, 2016
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    Yes dear voter, the future is now. Support our republic. Support democracy with your vote. Vote in Bacon & Chocolate Party’s online primary. It’s open to everyone regardless of residence or citizenship. We…

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Trump’s Treasurer Choice: Bernie Madoff?

May 26, 2016
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Embed from Getty Images Donald Trump is considering convicted Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff as next U.S. Treasurer, rumor has it. It’s hard to believe since once Trump called Madoff a scoundrel and a thief. “I…

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Primary Colors

May 18, 2016
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Approaching Indiana’s May primary, I found myself full of double negatives: That is to say, I flipped a coin to determine who I least wanted to vote against. Maybe that’s not technically a double negative,…

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Bacon & Chocolate Party Wants You to Head Your Own Federal Department

May 3, 2016
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How often has this happened to you? You: Gah! I wish we had enough money to buy yogurt-covered pretzels. Spouse: We can’t. You have a lousy job. You: I wish I could find a better…

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FIFTEEN SIGNS YOUR HUSBAND IS THINKING OF VOTING REPUBLICAN

May 2, 2016
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l) “The Art of the Deal” is the first item on his Amazon wish list. 2) He’s changed his password to “BigHands” 3) The bumper sticker on his car says WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR HONOR…

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