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Defending the Goalposts

April 1, 2014
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Defending the Goalposts

DEFENDING THE GOAL POSTS        If you think you’re Blake Griffin slam dunking on a goal… er… make that a goalpost in the NFL, think again. It will cost your team 15 yards…

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Zen Master to the Rescue

March 22, 2014
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Zen Master to the Rescue

ZEN MASTER TO THE RESCUE        Phil Jackson agrees to be president of the Knicks with a neat $ 12 million salary. This is after he said on Bryant Gumbel’s show “The Knicks…

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Silliman Helps Royals on 6th Inning Song

March 5, 2014
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Silliman Helps Royals on 6th Inning Song

SILLIMAN HELPS SELECT ROYALS 6TH INNING SONG        The Royals are pushing Garth Brooks out. They think they’re too good for “Low Places” and want a new 6th Inning song. The Royals reason…

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Thing Learned From Winter Olympics

February 27, 2014
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Thing Learned From Winter Olympics

THINGS LEARNED FROM WINTER OLYMPICS          It’s over, it was fun, it was interesting, the most expensive Winter Olympics ever. What did we learn? Glad you asked. Here’s what we found out:…

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I Happen To Like Eye

February 25, 2014
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  There’s a lady boxer with the last name Eye Can’t erase her from my mind, even if I try I’d pick her for my team and no one asks me “Why?” I’d say just…

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Former Olympic Events Leave Fans … Confused

February 20, 2014
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Former Olympic Events Leave Fans … Confused

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK   I won’t dwell on the problems with getting the Sochi Winter Olympics ready in Russia, mostly because I dwelled on those last week. Instead, let’s look at some past Olympic…

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I’d Choose Ganesh

February 18, 2014
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I’d Choose Ganesh

I’D CHOOSE GANESH        To be on my sports teams, if I had a choice, I’d choose Ganesh, the multi-armed, elephant-headed son of Shiva, the Hindu God.  If I could choose any one…

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Do You Have What It Takes to be an Olympian?

February 16, 2014
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Do You Have What It Takes to be an Olympian?

According to an article in The Daily Beast, there were 100,000 condoms delivered to Sochi for the approximately 3000 athletes. For a 17-day event, that’s a lot of action! If my math is correct, I…

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Deconstructing the Sochi Olympics

February 12, 2014
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Deconstructing the Sochi Olympics

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK   I kept hearing about some disaster that was going to happen in a place called Sochi this winter. Something about gay terrorists with torches attacking bad hotels during a heat…

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Zimmerman vs DMX Out. We’ve Got Better

February 11, 2014
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Zimmerman vs DMX Out. We’ve Got Better

ZIMMERMAN VS DMX FIGHT OFF. WE’VE GOT BETTER.     The proposed George Zimmerman versus rapper DMX celebrity boxing match is off.  It was on, now it’s off. I’m starting to feel sorry for George Zimmerman.…

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