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Let Me Show You The Door, Bud Selig

May 9, 2014
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Let Me Show You The Door, Bud Selig

I think that Bud Selig is the baseball version of the Antichrist.  Or at the very least, Vigo the Carpathian. Bud Selig, the Commissioner (cough, hack, sputter) of Major League Baseball has announced that he…

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2014 NBA Playoffs 1st Round: Things Learned

May 6, 2014
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2014 NBA 1st ROUND PLAYOFFS: THINGS LEARNED  This time of year much of what I do is influenced by the NBA. I wear tennis shoes with Velcro straps. I’m prepared should I ever be lined…

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Donald Sterling Saga in Michael Jackson Songs

May 1, 2014
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THE DONALD STERLING SAGA, IN MICHAEL JACKSON SONGS  An NBA owner shown to be a racist bigot, what possibly can be ironic about that situation? Not a lot or… everything? When we’re talking about Clippers…

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Friday Humor Devotional

April 25, 2014
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me explain to my softball coach wife, when I asked her if she was bringing her favorite old bat to the spring opening game, I wasn’t referring to my mother-in-law, Amen.…

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The Birdies and the Bees and the Larrazabal

April 22, 2014
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The Birdies and the Bees and the Larrazabal

THE BIRDIES AND THE BEES AND THE LARRAZABAL  Spanish golfer Pablo Larrazabal has something to tell you: “Golf is not a sport for wimps!” Pablo tells us this after being stung twenty times Friday by…

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A Palindrome Week in Baseball

April 17, 2014
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For you numbers folks, this was your palindrome week. Excited? 4/14/14 4/15/14 4/16/14 4/17/14 4/18/14 You see what I mean? Forwards and backwards, same numbers. Now, we’ll add little bits of baseball history happening on…

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The Pitcher at Shady Acres

April 16, 2014
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The Pitcher at Shady Acres

THE PITCHER AT SHADY ACRES “Hey Sonny, let me tell you how Whitey Ford would work it.” That’s Ernie Rudolph advising fellow Westlake Village resident and minor league baseball pitcher Josh Faiola how to set…

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National High Five Day

April 9, 2014
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National High Five Day

HIGH FIVE DAY – A REFLECTION        National High Five Day is Thursday, April 17th. You know what I like about it? We one-handed gimpy guys can participate. It was never “How about…

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And The NCAA Tournament Champion Is..

April 4, 2014
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And The NCAA Tournament Champion Is..

  Okay, you didn’t win a billion dollars. You’re not alone. Not one person in the Billion Dollars Warren Buffett Quicken Loans Pick All The Winners contest won. So Warren didn’t have to pay out.…

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Defending the Goalposts

April 1, 2014
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Defending the Goalposts

DEFENDING THE GOAL POSTS        If you think you’re Blake Griffin slam dunking on a goal… er… make that a goalpost in the NFL, think again. It will cost your team 15 yards…

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