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Super Bowl Restrictions Chilling

December 12, 2013
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Super Bowl Restrictions Chilling

SUPERBOWL RESTRICTIONS CHILLING Cold weather Super Bowl football fans rejoice. Not only will you not be able to warm yourself by tailgating you can’t even get a toasty limousine to drop you off at the…

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Rookie Lawyer Quits Firm After Team-Building Sexual Assault Gone Awry

November 14, 2013
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Rookie Lawyer Quits Firm After Team-Building Sexual Assault Gone Awry

Rookie lawyer Jonathan Morton has taken an abrupt leave of absence from law firm “Fondlam, Holden, and Wang” after what friends of Morton are calling a “violent team-building sexual assault gone awry.” Morton is believed…

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Incognito Denies Bullying, Says He’ll Kick Anyone’s Ass Who Says Otherwise

November 4, 2013
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Incognito Denies Bullying, Says He’ll Kick Anyone’s Ass Who Says Otherwise

Suspended Miami Dolphin Richie Incognito has denied any hazing or bullying of teammate Jonathan Martin at any time this season. Martin recently left the team after reportedly having had enough of behavior directed at him…

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NFL in London – Brits Weigh In

October 29, 2013
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NFL in London – Brits Weigh In

NFL IN LONDON: BRITS WEIGH IN  The Jacksonville Jaguars just completed a home game against the San Francisco Giants in London. They lost, of course, they’re the Jags.  But, instead of losing in front of…

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Boston Baked Beards

October 25, 2013
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Boston Baked Beards

© 2013 The Monkey Bellhop and John Hartnett John HartnettNot much to tell about me, really. When I was born, my parents placed me in a small wooden boat and pushed me out into the…

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Bum on Broadway

October 23, 2013
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Bum on Broadway

BUM ON BROADWAY   Two dozen grandchildren remember Bum Phillips, a genuine cowboy and the most colorful and funny football coach of all time. Oail Andrew “Bum” Phillips died at age 90 on October 19, 2013.…

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Talladega Tag-A-Long

October 21, 2013
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Talladega Tag-A-Long

Talladega and NASCAR got together this weekend. What you might not know is Harlequin Romances and NASCAR have also joint ventured. Here’s the story: Fabio in the Fast Lane Guess what? Harlequin Romance is teaming…

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A Whole New Ball Game

October 19, 2013
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A Whole New Ball Game

  I went to a Major League baseball game recently, and it wasn’t what I was used to. Pitchers didn’t try to hit batters in the head with a 90 mile per hour pitch. Fans…

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Owner of Danville Darkies Still Refuses To Change Team Name

October 14, 2013
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Owner of Danville Darkies Still Refuses To Change Team Name

DANVILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA – Owner Fran Widener of the South Carolina Minor League baseball Danville Darkies is refusing to change the team’s name even as pressure mounts to switch to a name that is more,…

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Kiffed to the Curb

October 4, 2013
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Kiffed to the Curb

KIFFED TO THE CURB   Pat Haden, USC athletic director, unceremoniously fired head football coach, Lane Kiffin, Saturday night. And by unceremoniously, we mean on the flight home from Tempe after the Trojans lost to Arizona…

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