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Manziel Gets Neuheiseled

September 19, 2013
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Manziel Gets Neuheiseled

When a sweater-wearing, former-coach turned football commentator strums a tribute song on his guitar, that’s called getting Neuheiseled. I know that sounds painful but believe me, it’s not nearly as bad as getting the Old…

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Friday the 13th in Sports

September 13, 2013
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Friday the 13th in Sports

Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman FRIDAY THE 13TH IN SPORTS Pararkevidekatriaphobia. Okay, folks, the longest word in Silliman on Sports history. A combination of three Greek words – paraskevi means “Friday”, dekatria means “Thirteen”…

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Fluker Questions Frazzels Saban

September 13, 2013
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Fluker Questions Frazzels Saban

Nick Saban wanted reporters to ask about Johnny Manziel. Instead they kept bringing up a former lineman, D.J. Fluker, who was said to have accepted agent payments while at Alabama. Saban cut short the press…

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Penis Biting Hooker Says “Sorry.”

September 11, 2013
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Penis Biting Hooker Says “Sorry.”

PENIS BITING HOOKER SAYS “SORRY”   Anthony Watts, Australian Rugby player, denies he went Mike Tyson on another player’s penis during a match between Tugun and Bilambil but if he did, he apologizes. I’m not making…

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Subversive Cheerleading

September 10, 2013
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Subversive Cheerleading

SUBVERSIVE CHEERLEADING SQUAD   It’s football season: games, cheers, cheerleaders. I mention to the teen, even though she didn’t make the cheerleading squad, maybe she should try out for the Subversives. My suggestion was met with…

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Musing on Manziel’s 30 Minute Suspension

September 3, 2013
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Musing on Manziel’s 30 Minute Suspension

MUSING ON MANZIEL’S 30 MINUTE SUSPENSION   Sometimes the Comedy Gods are looking out for you. Writer’s block? Not when Johnny Football has a Magic Marker. Writer’s cramp? Sure, yeah, Manziel couldn’t have played the first…

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Childrens’ Soccer: Unleashing Your Inner Lunatic

September 3, 2013
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Childrens’ Soccer: Unleashing Your Inner Lunatic

Icy temperatures far below normal.  Gale force winds.  Stinging sheets of horizontal rain.  Cascading rivers of mud.  This abnormal change in our summer weather patterns can only mean one thing. Somebody somewhere has scheduled a…

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Meet Frank Mucci, Author of An Incurable Disease:Memories, Observations and Ravings from a Baby Boomer Cub Fan

August 30, 2013
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Meet Frank Mucci, Author of An Incurable Disease:Memories, Observations and Ravings from a Baby Boomer Cub Fan

HumorOutcasts Press is proud to announce the release of  An Incurable Disease: Memories, Observations and Rantings from a Baby Boomer Cub Fan  by Frank Mucci. In honor of the big launch day, we present to…

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Tom Denniss Close to Circumnavigating

August 27, 2013
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Tom Denniss Close to Circumnavigating

TOM DENNISS CLOSE TO CIRCUMNAVIGATING   To heck with Carmen Sandiego, where in the world is Tom Denniss? If you’re keeping up with your tomsnextstep.com and his Tom Tracker, you’ll know he’s back in Australia, just…

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Maria to Become Sugarpova

August 24, 2013
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Maria to Become Sugarpova

That’s right, our favorite Russian tennis hottie is changing her name to promote her new Bond movie from Sharapova to Sugarpova. We still think pairing her up with 5’8″ Daniel Craig will be a hoot…

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