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The Wooing of Pau Gasol

July 8, 2014
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Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman THE WOOING OF PAU GASOL “Hey, Pau, this is Melo. Come join the Knicks. Phil and Derek say we need guys to run the Triangle. Your friend, Jose, is…

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Defending Luis “Mandibles” Suarez

June 29, 2014
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  DEFENDING LUIS “MANDIBLES” SUAREZ Uruguay striker Luis Suarez has been banned for nine international matches. We think that’s a little harsh. First off, when his teeth came in contact with Giorgio Chiellini’s shoulder, did…

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Don’t Confuse Your Renaldos

June 22, 2014
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Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman DON’T CONF– USE YOUR RENALDOS In the World Cup, the U.S. is getting ready to play Portugal, a team with the highest paid and perhaps greatest soccer player in…

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Not a Sterling Personality

June 19, 2014
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Not a Sterling Personality

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK     So there’s this rich guy named Donald Sterling, who told his half-black girlfriend that he doesn’t like black people. And even though he said it behind the doors of…

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Kovaleski… Fred Kovaleski

June 9, 2014
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Silliman on Sports KOVALESKI… FRED KOVALESKI He’s sprier than you and he’s spy-er than you. Eighty nine year old Fred Kovaleski can play tennis better than you, most of you, anyway. He’s the best 85-and-older…

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If I had a Vuvu

June 5, 2014
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If I had a Vuvu

No actually, if I were at the World Cup and I had industrial strength earplugs, I’d be tooting on a vuvuzula.   I may even borrow a tune from Pete Seeger and compose a vuvuzula song.…

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If Blake Griffin Was Poeticized by Maya Angelou

May 28, 2014
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If Blake Griffin Was Poeticized by Maya Angelou

She was one of a kind, along with Dylan, the best poet of our times. This is my homage to Maya Angelou from a sports event in 2011: If Maya Angelou Poeticized Griffin’s 47 Point…

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Survival Tips to World Cup Fans

May 17, 2014
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Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman FIFA WORLD CUP FANS: SURVIVAL TIPS Sao Paolo police advice to FIFA World Cup fans “Don’t scream.” Telling soccer fans not to scream is like telling the Marlboro Man…

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NFL Draft Obsessed: Funniest Tweets

May 13, 2014
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NFL Draft Obsessed: Funniest Tweets

Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman NFL OBSESSED: 2014 DRAFT TWEETS It is crazy how many folks froth over the NFL draft. We’ve scoured Twittersville for the oddest and funniest tweets. Not surprisingly, a huge…

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Let Me Show You The Door, Bud Selig

May 9, 2014
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Let Me Show You The Door, Bud Selig

I think that Bud Selig is the baseball version of the Antichrist.  Or at the very least, Vigo the Carpathian. Bud Selig, the Commissioner (cough, hack, sputter) of Major League Baseball has announced that he…

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