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Do You Have What It Takes to be an Olympian?

February 16, 2014
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Do You Have What It Takes to be an Olympian?

According to an article in The Daily Beast, there were 100,000 condoms delivered to Sochi for the approximately 3000 athletes. For a 17-day event, that’s a lot of action! If my math is correct, I…

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Deconstructing the Sochi Olympics

February 12, 2014
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Deconstructing the Sochi Olympics

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK   I kept hearing about some disaster that was going to happen in a place called Sochi this winter. Something about gay terrorists with torches attacking bad hotels during a heat…

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Zimmerman vs DMX Out. We’ve Got Better

February 11, 2014
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Zimmerman vs DMX Out. We’ve Got Better

ZIMMERMAN VS DMX FIGHT OFF. WE’VE GOT BETTER.     The proposed George Zimmerman versus rapper DMX celebrity boxing match is off.  It was on, now it’s off. I’m starting to feel sorry for George Zimmerman.…

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Super Bowl 48 Has Its Moments

February 5, 2014
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Super Bowl 48 Has Its Moments

SUPER BOWL 48 HAS ITS MOMENTS      The game wasn’t that close. Still, we have an obligation to our readers to dig out the ironies and other possible funny stuff related or associated with…

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Magic vs Bird 2?

January 28, 2014
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Magic vs Bird 2?

MAGIC vs BIRD 2 LeBron James says he is jealous of the amount of shots Kevin Durant gets. Did you hear that? A guy with the nickname “King” with muscles that have their own nicknames…

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The Quack Quarterback

January 20, 2014
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The Quack Quarterback

THE QUACK QUARTERBACK Phil Robertson has made some controversial statements in last few weeks, some of them in the fashion magazine – GQ.I find many of his statements to be offensive and possibly, bald face…

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The Operetta Shaqkobe

January 20, 2014
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The Operetta Shaqkobe

Here’s an operetta in G & S style based on the divorce between two Type A basketball players when they could no longer co-exist with the Lakers. Yes, it’s an old event by today’s standards.…

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AND YOU’RE OUT!

January 16, 2014
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By: Frank Pierson

A California Little League coach has turned his volunteer job into a mega paying one.  The coach tore his Achilles tendon when he was hit by a helmet thrown by one of his 14-year-old players…

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Sports Body Painters Bug Me

January 16, 2014
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Sports Body Painters Bug Me

SPORTS FAN BODY PAINTERS PUZZLING Sports fans are crazy, I’ve proven that. But here’s one I’ve never been able to figure: the bare chested painted warblers. You’ve seen them, right, the hairless naked-from-the-waist-up guys standing…

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Football Sunday Catheterization

January 15, 2014
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Emergency Laughter

Every beer drinking football fan knows that you don’t buy beer, you just rent it. What goes in, must come out. Are you tired of missing game winning plays on TV because you’re standing over a…

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