Words to Think Upon

Fantasies of the Poor: Oh to be a Rich Person’s Pet.

May 5, 2012
By lbwoodgate
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Emotion-driven humans are prone to perpetual folly. And capitalists, it seems, are everlastingly ready to take advantage of them. Greed, alas, springs eternal. – Lynn Parramore     You know, despite what some may...

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Kathy’s Points to Remember: High Tech Version

May 3, 2012
By Kathy Minicozzi
Kathy’s Points to Remember:  High Tech Version

Do not let your cell phone fall into the toilet. It can’t swim, and it will drown and die, taking all of those messages and pictures with it. Always blame the computer when it...

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Kathy’s Points to Remember … Again

April 23, 2012
By Kathy Minicozzi

Be kind to your neighbor’s noisy, obnoxious dog. He could turn out to be one of those animal heroes you see on TV, in which case you might need him to save your life....

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Kathy’s Points to Remember II

April 18, 2012
By Kathy Minicozzi

Children, if you don’t eat all of your vegetables your brain cells will starve to death and you could end up being a humor writer. If you don’t behave yourself you will wind up...

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Kathy’s Points to Remember

April 17, 2012
By Kathy Minicozzi

Coffee, salad dressing, ketchup and marinara sauce are all programmed to seek out your white blouse and kill it. The year you have a big tax refund due you is the year you will...

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Playing God on a Budget

March 28, 2012
By Rick Snee
awesome-god

When you're a have-not, kids are expensive. So, who can we boss around on a budget?

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Flying Pantyhosed Chubster Lives the Dream and So Can You

February 28, 2012
By Charlie Kazfranco
King of the World - Dance Master Prompts us all to sieze the day or night or whatever, an hour, a minute, 34 seconds, just grab it and be your own Dance master - Charlie Kaz Franco pic

Meet the Dance Master. A master of the dance. He’s a flexibly soaring, happy man, with a satiated belly and a sexy pair of black pantyhose. It takes strength of character to go against...

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Space: the Final Font Tier

February 27, 2012
By Charlie Kazfranco
Space: the Final Font Tier

Charlie KazfrancoAccustomed to there never being a clean spork around when I need one most. Frequent contributor to global warming and Time Soak Dot Com.Website - Twitter - More Posts

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Fun and Free New Craze: Ear Fingering

February 26, 2012
By Charlie Kazfranco
Charlie Kazfranco Pic - If you put a finger in your ear and scratch it sounds like pacman

Darwin saw this coming… the evolution of ear-finger games was inevitable. Not only is this revelation a gamer’s dream it’s also a huge relief on their parent’s pocketbooks. Free to play, and unlike nose...

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Bad Cabin Fever Induced Poetry

February 24, 2012
By Deb Martin-Webster

All over the country people are up to their ass in snow! It seems there’s no end to the blasted white stuff.   In a complete non sequitur flip I’m a huge fan of Dr....

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