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		<title>10 Places Beach Balls Are Not Welcome</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 15:24:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tor Constantino, MBA</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Everyday Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Good Clean Fun]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[andrea bocelli]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beach balls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[biden]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[colonoscopy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[giving birth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[irs]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[prison riot]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was jogging the other day through a park near our home, and I saw a group of kids playing with a beach ball &#8211; trying to keep it off the ground. It got me thinking of concerts I attended in college, when I worked the ticket booth at an amphitheater. Every show, someone felt it was their civic duty to bring a beach ball to the event and start knocking it around audience. It seemed appropriate when The Beach Boys performed &#8211; not so much, when it was Andrea Bocelli. That got me thinking about some inappropriate places where beach balls might be less appreciated. Here&#8217;s a list: 10. An IRS audit 9. A colonoscopy exam 8. A prison riot 7. Arbitration for a divorce (this one is iffy since a celebration might be in order in some cases.) 6. A root canal 5. Virtually any meeting between Vice President, Joe Biden and President Obama after Biden speaks publicly on a dicey topic, forcing the VP to hop away with his chronic case of foot-in-mouth disease. 4. A typical CIA information gathering session replete with waterboards and fire hoses. 3. Any meeting of the Republican National Committee as they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Puppy Pot Epidemic</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 12:48:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donna Cavanagh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Good Clean Fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian Griffin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chocolate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Goofy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marijuana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[medical marijuana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pluto]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poison]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[puppies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Republicans]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://humoroutcasts.com/?p=17397</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Does your dog display a faraway look in his eyes?  At times, does he possess a need for an exorbitant amount of Snausages?  Does he lie on his back and stare at the ceiling fan going round and round for hours? Well, I don’t know how to break this to you, but your dog might be high. Yes, for the past few months, vets (veterinarians not veterans) have been warning pet owners that dogs (to a lesser degree cats, horses, etc) are attracted to pot.  While some dogs will go after the plant itself, other pets will down the drug in cannabis-laced cookies, cakes and brownies. This is nothing to giggle at because pot can be toxic for pets, but on the upside, few pets have had fatal overdoses. The increase in pot poisonings has occurred in states that allow medical dispensing of marijuana for chronic illnesses and pain management.  This is no surprise because many patients bake the pot into food such as cookies and brownies which will attract any dog.  Dogs do not know the difference between a Mrs. Field’s cookie and a “special-baked” cookie.  All they know is that it tastes good. Of course, the anti-pot crowd [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Humor Devotional</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/friday-humor-devotional-29/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/friday-humor-devotional-29/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 12:22:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deb Martin-Webster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Everyday Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Friday Devotional]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joke Of The Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[friday humor devotional]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guido]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[loan sharks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mafia humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sea world]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shark tank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trunks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Lord, please thank my loan officer Guido.  He told me if I didn’t pay back the money I borrowed with interest he would take me to swim with the fishes.  I was so excited I borrowed more money for the trip!  I told him I’d never been to Sea World before and the ride in the trunk was also exciting, Amen.]]></description>
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		<title>My Motivation</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/my-motivation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 05:17:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Y Ledden</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bill Gates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bill Y]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bon Jovi fans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bon Jovi hatred]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[george lucas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[How to use the other 90% of your mind to increase the size of your breasts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Microsoft]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[My Motivation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Star Wars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Star Wars prequels]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[With so many bad role models out there, it&#8217;s hard to separate the music fan from the Bon Jovi fan. Nearly everyone is writing books about how to use the other 90% of your mind to increase the size of your breasts and this creates its own set of problems. If I use 90% of my mind to increase the size of my breasts, that&#8217;s all very well but if I do it twice, am I then using 180% of my mind? I know there are some of you out there who know the answer to this question and it&#8217;s you, I should be looking up to but I&#8217;ve been this confused since those Star Wars prequels were released. Apart from money, why would George Lucas do that? I think I&#8217;m going to have to pick Bill Gates as my motivation as his story is totally inspiring:]]></description>
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		<title>In light of &#8216;What to Expect&#8217; being born, 5 other self-help books that should hit the big screen</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/in-light-of-what-to-expect-being-born-5-other-self-help-books-that-should-hit-the-big-screen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 23:51:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan McLachlan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Movies & TV]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://humoroutcasts.com/?p=17383</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;d think that a film adaptation of a self-help book would be impossible, but with What to Expect When You&#8217;re Expecting hitting theaters this weekend, it can be done successfully (almost!). Here are 5 other self-help books that Hollywood should consider turning into a movie. 1. 14,000 Things To Be Happy About. A heartless curmudgeon meets a woman who gives him 14,000. . .you get the idea. The curmudgeon could be played by Denis Leary and the woman could be played by Kristin Chenoweth. 2. Who Moved My Cheese? A handbook written in the form of a fable? With two mice? Hello, Pixar! 3. Eat This, Not That. Put a romantic comedy spin on this with a heroine who&#8217;s trying to lose weight in addition to trying to find the right guy (date this, not that), and you&#8217;ve got gold. Hollywood would probably cast Kate Hudson to make it especially drecky, but I would cast Christina Hendricks (someone with actual curves&#8212;even though she&#8217;s perfect the way she is). 4. Coin Collecting for Dummies. Sure, the topic sounds kind of dry, but set it during the Holocaust, with Meryl Streep, and add a boxing subplot, and this movie SCREAMs Oscar. 5. Everybody Poops. It&#8217;s classic and timeless. I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Political Correctness</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/political-correctness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 23:12:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Hetvile</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Joke Of The Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[douchebag]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[What exactly is &#8220;political correctness&#8221;? From common usage, it appears to be the name of the boogeyman who has recently started to make you feel bad for acting like the douchebag that you have long been accustomed to being.]]></description>
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		<title>Why The Bible Must Be Ignored</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/why-the-bible-must-be-ignored/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 20:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Hetvile</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Religion or Lack Of]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bible]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rape]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rapist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shekels]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://humoroutcasts.com/?p=17378</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If a text is to be followed as if it came directly from our creator, its truths must be able to transcend time and cannot be rationalized due to the time it was written. Deuteronomy 22:28-29 &#8220;If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.&#8221; See, the bible says that a rapist has to pay the girl&#8217;s dad 50 shekels for raping her. Which in today&#8217;s shekels, is pretty much nothing. The bible should have definitely been able to foresee inflation.]]></description>
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		<title>Up, Up and &#8230; AYEEE!</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/up-up-and-ayeee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 16:14:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kathy Minicozzi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Good Clean Fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[airplane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[airplane danger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kathy Minicozzi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I am not a nervous flyer. I love a window seat, and I will not hesitate to lean over and look out of it from 40,000 feet in the air. Bad turbulence makes me mildly nervous for about five seconds, and I am not fond of landings, but that’s the closest I am likely to come to anything remotely resembling fear. If there is an in-flight movie, I’ll buy the headphones and probably fall asleep in the middle of it. I should give classes; I am so serene in an airplane. There was one time, though, when my normal aerial equilibrium was shaken. I was flying from New York to London, on a then well-known airline which has since gone kaput. I was in the coach section, as was most of my group. I didn’t mind, because I had a window seat (see above). Everything was fine until we actually got up in the air. I began to feel cold air blowing on my leg. I didn’t think too much about this at first. I am always slow to react to things. My brain, though, is a lot faster than the rest of me. And it was telling me things. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wolf Parents Would Probably Be More Attentive</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/wolf-parents-would-probably-be-more-attentive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 15:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa K. Nelson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Everyday Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parenting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[school. kids]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://humoroutcasts.com/?p=17361</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not sure what&#8217;s more pathetic &#8212; the fact that my third child is ignored to the extent that he has to post his own school papers on our refrigerator &#8212; or the mediocre quality work that he is proudly displaying.]]></description>
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		<title>Childhood Trauma Soap</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/childhood-trauma-soap/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/childhood-trauma-soap/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 06:20:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Y Ledden</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bill Y]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Childhood Trauma Soap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chilled out children]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[clean children]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I have something to say and it's important and you need to hear it]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[maybe if you smelled good]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Maybe if you smelled good your parents would love you]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Until we change]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[we're going to remain the same]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[were going to have some chilled out clean children out there]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[your parents would love you]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://humoroutcasts.com/?p=17319</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If I could have your serious attention for a moment please. I have something to say and it&#8217;s important and you need to hear it. Until we change, we&#8217;re going to remain the same. That&#8217;s it. Thank you taking the time to listen and now, you can go back to what you were doing and hopefully do it well. I bow out with a product that may or may not work but if it does, we&#8217;re going to have some chilled out, clean children out there:]]></description>
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		<title>Olive Garden Spices up Life?</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/olive-garden-spices-up-life/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 00:35:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Woolery</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Joke Of The Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cremation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Death]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Olive Garden]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://humoroutcasts.com/?p=17355</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When I die I want to be cremated, and put into the pepper shakers at Olive Garden.]]></description>
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		<title>Wicked Wednesdays &#8211; Interview with Sherry Coben</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/wicked-wednesdays-interview-with-sherry-coben/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 23:23:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donna Cavanagh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HO Podcasts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[AOL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Big Cars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Little Women]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio shows]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight&#8217;s Edition of Wicked Wednesdays was so much fun as I chatted with veteran TV writer Sherry Coben, whose latest project is the AOL series Little Women, Big Cars &#8211; first episode here: http://on.aol.com/video/mommy-overload&#8212;episode-1-517355078  Enjoy the interview and Sherry will be back for a Part II. Interview with Sherry Coben]]></description>
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		<title>If the Snuggie and a chair had a baby, it might be this product.</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/if-the-snuggie-and-a-chair-had-a-baby-it-might-be-this-product/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 21:36:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan McLachlan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://humoroutcasts.com/?p=17337</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As someone who can pretty much fall asleep anywhere (from libraries to Megabuses), I think this contraption from Les M Design Studio looks pretty enticing: a blanket chair! I&#8217;m not sure just how it works, but I like the idea of being able to have a chair that&#8217;s especially groomed for naps. Also, there&#8217;s this &#8220;Cocon&#8221; contraption from Super-Ette that has you suspended in the air while you sleep. I think I&#8217;m in love.]]></description>
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		<title>Relative Perfection</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/relative-perfection/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 12:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lbwoodgate</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fiction]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What would make this the perfect man?   According to a recent poll of women by Austin Reed, a British-based luxury tailor for men’s clothes, there are 30 characteristics they rated that would make the perfect man.  Here&#8217;s how they were listed. 6 feet tall Toned and athletic Brown eyes Short dark hair Smart dress sense Beer drinker Non-smoker Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper Gets ready in 17 minutes Stylish Wants a family Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year Loves shopping Eats meat Clean shaven Smooth chest Watches soaps Enjoys watching football Drives an Audi Educated to degree level Earns more than his other half Jokes around and has a laugh Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset Says &#8216;I love you&#8217; only when he means it Admits it when he looks at other women Has a driver&#8217;s license Can swim Can ride a bike Can change a tire Calls mom regularly SOURCE   Of the 30 characteristics, I am slightly above average owning 16 of them &#8211; IF I am totally honest about #23 - being sensitive when my wife is upset.  I could earn extra credit too if I used JUST FOR MEN® religiously to accommodate #4 - short dark [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dr A. Hedgehog and the Unnamed Mocker</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/dr-a-hedgehog-and-the-unnamed-mocker/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/dr-a-hedgehog-and-the-unnamed-mocker/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 07:44:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Y Ledden</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bill Y]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dermatologist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dr A. Hedgehog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dr A. Hedgehog and the Unnamed Mocker]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dr Hedgeh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[he has the sense of humor of an inanimate object that has no sense of humor]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[if he downloaded a movie in Jamaica would he then become a pirate of the Caribbean]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jamaica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pirate of the Caribbean]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scurvy Jane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Unnamed Mocker]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dr Hedgeh is a good doctor but he has the sense of humor of an inanimate object that has no sense of humor. He&#8217;s been Scurvy Jane&#8217;s Dermatologist for years and believe me when I tell you that the capital of Bolivia is Sucre. According to legend, an unnamed mocker, posed him a question: If you illegally download a movie in Jamaica, would you become a pirate of the Caribbean? He looked as confused as a 9-year-old Irish kid who got lost in Switzerland where nobody spoke the same language as him because I spoke the language of someone who was terrified and couldn&#8217;t speak. I thought he was going to kick me or whoever it was, out of his office. A funny thing happens when we go to see him. An unnamed mocker keeps adding the letters &#8216;og&#8217; at the end of his door sign:]]></description>
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		<title>This computer monitor needs a home. And a time machine.</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/this-computer-monitor-needs-a-home-and-a-time-machine/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/this-computer-monitor-needs-a-home-and-a-time-machine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 01:10:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Megan McLachlan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://humoroutcasts.com/?p=17308</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not sure what&#8217;s sadder about this photo. The fact that someone is giving away a once viable monitor (15 years ago, this would be the equivalent of giving away an iPad), or the fact that some &#8220;Good&#8221; family might be out there enjoying it when it was meant for an &#8220;OK&#8221; one. Let&#8217;s just hope the brave little monitor didn&#8217;t end up here!]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Two and a Half Men: The Show that Won&#8217;t Die</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/two-and-a-half-men-the-show-that-wont-die/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/two-and-a-half-men-the-show-that-wont-die/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 22:20:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donna Cavanagh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Joke Of The Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Movies & TV]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CBS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Charlie Sheen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Resurrection]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TV]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Two and a half men]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://humoroutcasts.com/?p=17305</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Many thought Two and a Half Men should have died this year with the exit of Charlie Sheen.  However, in the most successful resurrection since Jesus Christ, the sitcom survived and avoided the executioner’s axe a second time when it was renewed by CBS for next season.  I guess not even ridiculous plots and a constant barrage of erection jokes can keep a show buried for long. &#160;]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Jesus Saves?</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/jesus-saves/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/jesus-saves/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 19:37:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Hetvile</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Joke Of The Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religion or Lack Of]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[God]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jesus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stripping]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://humoroutcasts.com/?p=17298</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I saw someone somewhere mentioned an uplifting story about a woman who had finally quit after 20+ years of stripping in clubs. The implication was that she had quit her shameful life in order to better follow Jesus, or that Jesus eventually convinced her to quit stripping&#8230;something like that. Reality Check: You don&#8217;t quit stripping at 40. Stripping quits you. Barry Sanders she is not.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Tanning Mom Reality Series?</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/tanning-mom-reality-series/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/tanning-mom-reality-series/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 12:52:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Joke Of The Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reality shows]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tanning mom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TV]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://humoroutcasts.com/?p=17293</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It seems that the people who bring us reality TV might have a new star in their sites.  Yes, the Tanning Mom, Patricia Krentcil, has reportedly been named a person of interest for an upcoming reality series.  While no network has confirmed a show with the now-infamous bronzed woman, several show titles are being bantered about:  Snap, Crackle, Mom;   Overcooked and Stupid;  and Crazy and Crispy – a Mother’s Tale.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Looking to trade</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/looking-to-trade/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/looking-to-trade/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 04:47:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Y Ledden</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[12 gauge shotgun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[a perfect day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bill Y]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[female Pomeranian purebred puppy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jill Y]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Looking to trade]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://humoroutcasts.com/?p=17261</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes the world just makes sense. Jill Y wanted a female Pomeranian purebred puppy for her birthday. I had a spare 12 gauge shotgun. I realize that the chances of this happening are very slim but as soon as I opened the newspaper, I just knew it was going to be a perfect day:]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Diva&#8217;s Sweet 16</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/divas-sweet-16/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/divas-sweet-16/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 00:38:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa K. Nelson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HO Podcasts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ADHD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iPhone]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://humoroutcasts.com/?p=17285</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[podcast-16-siri-tating]]></description>
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		<title>Yahoo&#8217;s CEO</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/yahoos-ceo/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/yahoos-ceo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 00:22:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Joke Of The Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CEO]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lying]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Yahoo]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://humoroutcasts.com/?p=17281</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yahoo&#8217;s CEO&#8217;s stepping down after being accused of lying on his CV. He wrote; &#8220;CEO of a &#8216;search-engine&#8217; used by more than two people&#8221;]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>If I Could Pick My Jury&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/if-i-could-pick-my-jury/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/if-i-could-pick-my-jury/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 23:17:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donna Cavanagh</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[churches]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crime]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fox News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[library]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[post office]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[senior citizens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trailer parkss]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trial]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://humoroutcasts.com/?p=17270</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; If I were accused of any type of crime, I would want to be ultra involved in the jury selection process.  I say this because I see how people truly are now. No one wants a fair trial system. As a society, we want a firing squad first and questions asked later.  If it turns out we were wrong, we can always send flowers and an “I’m sorry” note because even though we killed someone innocent, we know our hearts were in the right place. I know some of you people doubt my observations of the state of jurisprudence, but my counter argument to you is this: I have been online. I have seen the comments written on news sites, and the comments don’t sound like a ringing endorsement for “innocent until proven guilty”.  So, if I ever go on trial, I want to pick out who is going to decide my fate. No one who goes to FoxNews.com for all their news can be on my jury. There is no way I would be getting a “fair and balanced” trial from anyone here.  I guess in fairness to Fox, I should expand that juror requirement to include anyone [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>iPhone 5 GS 64GB</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/iphone-5-gs-64gb/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/iphone-5-gs-64gb/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 04:53:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Y Ledden</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apple]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[iPhone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iPhone 5 GS 64GB]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Little Dill Y]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mocker]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Thermo Scientific Nuclear and Cytoplasmic Extraction]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://humoroutcasts.com/?p=17223</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When it comes to doing the right thing, I&#8217;m more than incapable. When history judges how brilliant I have been, I doubt if I&#8217;ll attain the level of one of Paris Hilton&#8217;s dogs. It&#8217;s not that I don&#8217;t try to so the right thing, it&#8217;s just that Bon Jovi exist and someone has to bring them down. This is a 27-hour-a-day, job which only leaves 5 hours for sleep. Little Dill Y is 8 and has just finished his thesis on &#8216;Thermo Scientific Nuclear and Cytoplasmic Extraction&#8217;. I told him I would get him a phone when he finished but he doesn&#8217;t just want any old phone, he wants an iPhone 5 GS 64GB. Bon Jovi hating is not a high paying job and money&#8217;s too tight to spend but I&#8217;m a mocker of my word. I just hope he appreciates the thought that&#8217;s gone into his present:]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Smile Bright</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/smile-bright/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/smile-bright/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 00:40:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Joke Of The Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eyes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[housesitting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teeth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[toothpaste]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Visine]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://humoroutcasts.com/?p=17249</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m house sitting in Santa Monica. I brought no toothpaste but 2 bottles of Visine. The upside is that my teeth are no longer red.]]></description>
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