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Two Scalded in Pumpkin Spice, Gingerbread Latte Clash

November 28, 2017
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Two Scalded in Pumpkin Spice, Gingerbread Latte Clash

BOSTON.  It started innocently enough; retail clothes buyer Evan Winslow turned around after grabbing a wooden stir stick to scrape the foam off his latte at Beantown Coffee and bumped into Mary Rashell, who was standing…

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I’m not one who understands the complexity of mathematical sciences but if you’ve been married to your wife for 23 years, you must have got married before you were born…

November 28, 2017
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Brian Kiley’s Twitter Comedy

November 27, 2017
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HumorOutcasts.com is proud to present the tweets of comic and writer Brian Kiley. Follow Brian on twitter @kileynoodles   

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A Librarian By Any Other Name

November 27, 2017
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Library work has changed a lot over the years. Should our job title change with it? A group of librarians I know recently put their heads together and came up with this (not entirely serious)…

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How release of my book Boomer on the Ledge™ was like giving birth

November 27, 2017
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I told Donna Cavanagh, my publisher, that I felt like I was waiting for the birth of a baby as I prepared for the release of my book, Boomer on the Ledge™, an adult picture…

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HumorOutcasts Radio Interview with Roger Hollis

November 27, 2017
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The day before Thanksgiving I had a chance to stop by the office of Roger Hollis with a mobile production set up and talk to him about running and his new book, the “Running Log.”…

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Your Stuffed Animal Advisor

November 27, 2017
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Animals are our friends, but pets can also upchuck on our white wall-to-wall carpeting, or tear up a new pair of pumps we just bought last week on sale.  That’s why stuffed animals are often better…

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Nothing stops the well dressed dudes of the Bon Jovi Hate Club from having a beer and philosophizing on the important matters of the day…

November 27, 2017
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Robovac Owners Share Pain, Pride of Inanimate Pets

November 26, 2017
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WAYLAND, Mass. After divorcing her husband of thirteen years last fall, tech entrepreneur Beth Marquis knew she needed a new source of companionship in her life, but wasn’t sure she was ready for a dog.…

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Mad rocket man to launch himself in 500-mph homebuilt contraption—for flat Earth ‘science’

November 25, 2017
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Mad rocket man to launch himself in 500-mph homebuilt contraption—for flat Earth ‘science’ Also hopes to catch Roadrunner.

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Thanksgiving Found Battered and Beaten In Back Alley. Police Clueless.

November 25, 2017
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The holiday of Thanksgiving was found badly beaten in a back alley today. The holiday, which has been waning in power and influence in the last decade, is now virtually homeless and forgotten as it…

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If Bruce Wayne Lost All His Money

November 24, 2017
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If Bruce Wayne Lost All His Money

  Hi! I’m your Uber Driver.” “Thank goodness, and not a moment too soon!” “Say, nice Batman costume.” “It ought to be. I’m Batman!” “No kiddin’! Where’s your Batmobile.” “It’s … um … in the…

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The Impending Visit…

November 24, 2017
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I must have been a truly horrible person in my previous life. Why else would I have to visit and stay with Jill Y’s mother, every far too often? At least I get to do…

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Turkey Pardons Donald Trump For Being a Turkey At Thanksgiving.

November 23, 2017
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In an unusual turnaround at the annual Turkey Pardoning festivity at the White House the turkey itself made a speech. The 48 pound white turkey Drumstick unexpectedly hopped up to the mike, cleared his throat…

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Making the Holidays More Holiday-ish

November 23, 2017
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Just a little fun from last year … or was it the year before? All these holidays tend to blur together … I always feel a little disjointed when the holidays arrive. I’m never ready…

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Happy Thanksgiving from the HO Family!

November 23, 2017
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We can’t believe another Thanksgiving has arrived. As always we want to thank our writers, authors and especially readers for your continued support for Humoroutcasts.com and HOPress! I think it’s safe to say that without…

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Looks like Scurvy Jane is allowing Thirsty Dave to decide what’s for dinner…

November 23, 2017
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Thanksgiving Turkey Trot:

November 22, 2017
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Thanksgiving Turkey Trot:

Well, it’s that time of year again, Thanksgiving! And what does that mean? Well for runners, it’s “Turkey Trot” time. For races with only a few hundred participants to 1000’s of runners, every community, large…

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It’s the little things…Happy Thanksgiving!

November 22, 2017
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It’s Thanksgiving week. Here is where we post the things we are thankful for.  Just in that sentence, I’m thankful, that as an adult, I can end that sentence with a preposition and no one can…

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As Roadside Elegies Spread, Cops Take on Poetry Duty

November 22, 2017
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FRAMINGHAM, Mass. It’s the beginning of Thanksgiving vacation and Lieutenant Jim Hampy of the Massachusetts State DMVD is on patrol in the Metrowest area of Boston, on the lookout for college students home from school with…

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Don’t worry Dorothy. It passes…

November 22, 2017
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