Pastrami Sandwiches and Impressionism
American Entree MATTHEW’S PASTRAMI SANDWICH INGREDIENTS 8 slices rye, crusty deli bread, or French rolls* ⅓ cup Russian dressing 1½ pounds sliced pastrami** 4 slice Swiss cheese 2 cups coleslaw SPECIAL UTENSIL*** aluminum foil * […]
Fly the Potty-Mouth Skies
A children’s book author was thrown off a flight when he began swearing about a delay, using the f-word. News item. You know, people think being the best-selling author of the Pokey Little Bunny™ […]
Pack On the Carbs and … Lose Weight?
I have a healthy skepticism of dietary plans and weight loss “experts”. My diet book would be so clear and simple it would consist of only three pages: 1. Eat less. 2. Exercise more. 3. […]
OMG!!! THERE’S ANOTHER HORRIFIC SHORTAGE! NOT ENOUGH KETCHUP!!!
HOW CAN WE BE EXPECTED TO LIVE LIKE THIS??? The news from NPR crawled out of the radio, into my ear and embedded it’s teeth into my nervous system. THERE IS NOW A SHORTAGE OF […]
Your Fake Romance Advisor
Marriage counselors increasingly tell couples in relationships that have gone stale to “fake it until you make it,” but who can afford high-priced “experts” with professional training? Ask Your Fake Romance Advisor for guidance in […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/9/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from […]
Wisdom for Dummies
There are many ways to save money during tough economic times besides the one we all think of first: Borrowing other people’s stuff.
Fear of Female Security Guards
It’s Wednesday, “hump” day. You probably know the feeling I get at this point in the work week; you get up early every morning, day after day, go to work, tap on your keyboard, yell […]