Kids these days think the wifi being down is the end of the world. When I was supposed to be growing up, we had real problems…

Advice with someone who isn’t The Legendary Legend: Episode 234, 627, 876, 225, 711, 567, 911, 025, 188, 781, 798, 315, 419 – See Science below…

Advice with The Legendary Legend: Episode 234, 607, 876, 225, 711, 567, 911, 025, 188, 781, 798, 315, 419 – Never buy a dog when you’re drunk…