Cartoon: No the President did not say to stop the counting except when he said to stop the counting
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell
Everything You Know About Belly-Button Lint is Wrong
I’ve noticed a trend recently. The East Coast newspapers I read, such as The New York Times and The Boston Globe, have taken to lecturing ordinary schmoes like me on a regular basis that things we believe […]
Bon Mot: We’ve Got Your Word Needs Covered
Dear Erma Bombeck Writers Workshop (EBWW) 2020: Thank you for choosing Bon Mot as your personal moniker shopper. We appreciate the opportunity to help you choose the appellation that best accentuates your positives. We spent […]
Just Your Basic Iranian Vampire Spaghetti Western Art Movie
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night. Your basic Iranian vampire spaghetti western art movie. The Boston Globe A lot of my girlfriends think it’s glamorous being a famous Iranian actress, but they couldn’t be […]
Exit Polls Show Many Headed to Cars, Shopping Malls
NEW ALBANY, Indiana. The 9th Congressional District of this bellwether state is considered a “swing” election this year, and many political experts thought they would be able to detect the first signs of a Republican or a […]
Leftover Halloween Candy a Godsend in War-Torn Freedonia
DOS FLEDAN, Freedonia. An American C-17 Globemaster cargo plane touched down on a bombed-out landing strip here this morning with the first shipment of leftover Halloween candy from the U.S., bringing sustenance to a nation that […]