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Fat Kids in Heaven at MLB Overweight Pitchers Camp

June 2, 2017
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WORCESTER, Mass.  There are still hockey and basketball games to be played this year, but for most kids in New England it’s baseball season, even if the ground is still too soggy to play in…

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What organs do humans not need? Asking for the mortgage company.

What organs do humans not need? Asking for the mortgage company.

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I’m Not Your Stepping Stone

June 1, 2017
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The phone rang shortly after noon one day last week. The display indicated the call was from my beloved wife, Carol, no doubt stealing a few minutes from her lunch break to express her profound affection…

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Ed Reform Pays Off as US Students Score 100% on Phone Charging Test

June 1, 2017
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NEW PLAISTED, Illinois.  It’s the last day of classes, so Kimberly Fantin can be excused if she has a smile on her face as she greets her mother Joni outside Phil Esposito Middle School in…

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A Cut Above The Rest

Barber: What you want? Him: What does it mean, to want? Barber: Say no more…

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Crab Rangoon and the B-2 Bomber

May 31, 2017
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Chinese Appetizer CRAB RANGOON INGREDIENTS 1 garlic clove 1 green onion ½ pound canned crabmeat 1 egg ½ pound cream cheese (room temperature) ⅛ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon light soy sauce 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce…

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Your Bug Advisor

May 31, 2017
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Spring is here and bugs are back!  There are between six and ten million species of insects, but only one for humans.  Hardly seems like a fair fight, which is why you need Your Bug Advisor on your…

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The Perfect Date

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Breaking up with an English Teacher

May 30, 2017
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[The following text exchange took place between a female business executive named Roxanne and her boyfriend of four years, Virgil, a high school English teacher.]  Roxanne: Dear Virgil, I gotta tell you something and it’s…

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Seven Hair Care Myths–Exploded!

May 30, 2017
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Do you have limp, drab-looking hair?  It may be because you subscribe to common hair-care myths that styling professionals and hair-care scientists have debunked through careful study of magazines lying around in beauty parlors.  Here are…

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Relationship advice from the head honcho…

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Mr. Etiquette’s Tip #4, Parking Lots

May 29, 2017
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The lessons taught by the pastor in the church apparently apply only when in the church, certainly not in its parking lot. This blog is dedicated to those people. Paul De Lancey, President of Better…

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The Electric Chair

May 29, 2017
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Due to the increased health risks associated with sitting, the electric chair will be banned as an instrument of capital punishment. Sitting is the new smoking, doctors say, and sitting in an electric chair is definitely…

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As Green Car Sales Lag, Auto Makers Turn to “Hybrid Rock”

May 29, 2017
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As Green Car Sales Lag, Auto Makers Turn to “Hybrid Rock”

DETROIT.  The news out of Motor City is good these days, with car sales trending upwards for the past seven years.  “It’s really been a boom time,” says automotive analyst Morton Hatch, “except for the…

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A lesson on dreaming big from my daughter-in-law, Mark Zuckerberg, and a snake

May 29, 2017
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My son’s wife, Kelley, has a unique gift. When she expresses a desire, even if it seems unattainable, it comes true. Like the time she wrote a list of her goals and included, ‘meet Oprah,’…

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♪ But you didn’t have to cut me off ♪

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Nothing says ‘I love you’ like S**t!

May 28, 2017
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Nothing says ‘I love you’ like S**t!

My Mom is a May baby. She was, in fact, born on Mother’s Day. I’ve been double whammied ever since. This is ironic since I was my Dad’s Father’s Day gift. She is the sort…

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Today Show Tribute to Summer of Love Turns Sour With Bad Acid

May 28, 2017
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NEW YORK.  It’s been a half century since the Age of Aquarius began, but most observers agree that the potent brew of psychedelic drugs, casual sex and anti-war politics that were mixed together during the…

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MORE Family History!

May 27, 2017
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It is important to know our roots, to understand how we became the people we are. Compared to my ancestors, I’m normal. Popular belief holds that spaghetti was discovered by Marco Polo during his travels…

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Bad Advice Friday +1, 5-27-17

May 27, 2017
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Oh my gosh. It’s Saturday already. I missed getting the advice on Friday. My excuses are: 1) Work took longer than expected. 2) I was helping a friend. 3) I dislocated my shoulder. (It popped…

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Feminist Gift-Shopping is Man’s Work

May 27, 2017
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High school graduation time is here, which means that over-achieving young women across America are preparing for the next phase of their lives–matriculation (which is not as painful as it sounds) at an expensive four-year…

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