Cartoon: Peter Pandemic Live
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell
Brave New World
FALL RE-OPENING, 2020 Sturfrei-Wesleyan College Tupper Lake, NY Sturfrei-Wesleyan College is pleased to announce its plans for reopening the campus in the fall of 2020. This plan reflects our steadfast commitment to ensuring the safety […]
The Fantasy and Reality of Quarantine Life
Fantasy: While I am under quarantine, I will clean out the clutter from my closets Reality: While I am under quarantine and bored, online shopping has allowed me to buy enough crap to fill the […]
Niehls Upofniak, “Freedonian Slim Whitman,” Dead at 72
GLZNORKOVAD, Freedonia. Niehls Upofniak, who rose from humble roots to become this nation’s equivalent of cable TV hit machine Slim Whitman, has died according to physicians at St. Wozniak the Great Lying-In Hospital. He was […]
I Had a Dream
[Author’s Note: I had the most wonderful dream last night, which I’m going to tell you all about below. It felt so real. I woke up positively gleeful, feeling hopeful for the first time in […]
As Customers Return to Restaurants, Feedbags Make a Comeback
BROOKLINE, Mass. It’s been seven weeks since Lisa Pepperidge went out to dinner, and the pent-up energy to “put on nice clothes and get out of the kitchen,” as she put it, broke last night. […]
Cartoon: Haven’t read it. Never been inside. Just so everybody knows…
Written by: Paul Lander Artist Dan McConnell