Socks on the Lam
In the last 40 years, I’ve never lost a single sock. Ever. Maybe losing socks is your Achilles heel, but don’t let anyone pull the wool over your eyes; it doesn’t have to be. Instead, […]
All’s Fair in Love and Ping Pong
To her surprise, the room opened out to a porch with cushioned chairs in place and a ping-pong table. There was another ping-pong table on the newly laid turf beyond. ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. Brimmer reminded me a […]
Unaffordable We Don’t Care Insurance
Just tried to sign up for the Affordable Care Act insurance before the deadline. Guess I should after I severely broke my ankle last year and the hospital wanted $54,000 out of me for less […]
Cartoon: Okay, on the count of three we throw each other under the bus. One… two…
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell
How To Ring In a Birthday
There are questions absolutely guaranteed to cause trouble: “What else could go wrong?” “What does this do?” “Why don’t we invade Russia?” A few years ago, I planned to cook my wife a birthday dinner. […]
The Truth About Lying
I have a PhD in psychology and four years of medical school under my belt. I played major league baseball for the Phillies back in the 80s. And I recently won the Nobel Prize for […]
Karmatic Alternatives To Impeachment For You-Know-Who.
Here are some possibilities for our Complainer in Chief to pay off his karma debt for throwing the Ukraine to the Russian wolves in not letting them have the military aid that was promised them […]