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Joke of the Day 5.20.2011

May 20, 2011
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Cher turned 65 today. She doesn’t look a day over “What the fuck?”

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Atheists Rescue Christian Pets

May 19, 2011
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What is a devoted Christian to do?  Here, the Rapture is only one day away and many Christians have yet to make survival arrangements for their little Fido or Kitty.  As everyone knows, pets can’t…

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Party Like There’s No Tomorrow. Some Think There May Not Be.

May 19, 2011
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Party Like There’s No Tomorrow. Some Think There May Not Be.

  For those of you faithful to the belief that you are a member of the one true religion and have done your fair share of berating Muslims, gays and frightened, naive girls at abortion…

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Plaid Robes, Bunny Slippers, and Marshmallow Fluff

May 19, 2011
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Supermarket Shopping After Midnight

Have you ever craved something bizarre like a marshmallow fluff, banana, chocolate chip sandwich and you are out of marshmallow fluff?     Its 12:37 a.m. Saturday morning, it’s raining and you’ve left your only working…

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Joke of the Day – May 19,2011

May 19, 2011
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  Enhanced interrogation will never work on me cause I was raised by my parents.

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Lady Garanimals: A Million Dollar Idea

May 19, 2011
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I love clothes, but I have to admit that when it comes to coordinating outfits, I am pretty much a disaster. Okay, I can match solids to prints, but I get lost when it comes…

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Judicious Sex and Congressional Congress

May 19, 2011
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WARNING: Only some of what is written here is factual. In order to help you comb fact from fiction, I have bolded all of the factual text in the following article. One time I found…

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Joke of the Day 5.19.2011

May 19, 2011
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Is robbing a bank really such a crime?

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KiddieProd: The Solution for Unruly Children

May 18, 2011
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Recently, the wife and I have been at our wits end trying to get control of our kids’ poor behavior. We tried the usual tricks that most Americans employ, such as giving them more time…

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Do Diet Drinks Really Cause Heart Disease?

May 18, 2011
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I was fumbling around my house last night when I heard the TV tell me that a new study has shown a strong link between drinking diet sodas and heart attacks. Apparently, people in the…

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Poll Showing Fox News Viewers Alleged Ignorance was Liberally Biased

May 18, 2011
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Somewhat recently it came to my attention that there was a study conducted which showed that Fox News viewers’ answers to poll questions were somewhat less correct than answers given by viewers of the lamestream…

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Joke of the Day 5.18.2011

May 18, 2011
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Call me cynical, but I highly doubt anyone calls Steve Miller a Space Cowboy. I can believe Pompatus of Love though.

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The Almost Demise of a Woodchuck

May 18, 2011
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The Almost Demise of a Woodchuck

I live in a split-level development on a half-acre of land in suburban Philadelphia.  While I may not have to worry about bears or lions showing up to devour my family, I do at times…

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The Newest Cause of Death: Living

May 17, 2011
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The Newest Cause of Death: Living

It’s not just smoking, ingesting High-Fructose Corn Syrup, drinking alcohol, and working with asbestos that can kill you, say scientists. You can also die by breathing in an out for as little as 30 seconds…

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It’s SlutWalk Weather — Bring It On!

May 17, 2011
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Are these young ladies inviting you to have forced sex with them? The key word is “forced”. A lot of men might think they are.  A police officer up in  Toronto suggested that such attire…

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King of the Squirrels

May 17, 2011
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This morning on the way to work, I came upon a pair of squirrels moving slowly across the road. I don’t think they noticed me, so I slowed down to avoid making squirrel pancakes. They…

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Shocking Revelations About Politician

May 17, 2011
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Shocking revelations were revealed about Melvin Dinkledorf, representative of his state’s 8th district. New reports by over 12 different sources have shown that although he has been married for 36 years, he has not ever…

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US Puts Cap’n Crunch and the Snap, Crackle and Pop Gang on Death Row

May 17, 2011
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I have always enjoyed my morning cereal. Although my cereal choices today often have healthy-sounding names such as Kashi or anything with the word bran in the title, I still enjoy a bowl of Fruity…

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I LOVE MY HO

May 17, 2011
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I LOVE MY HO

I have a HO, dontcha know I love my HO fo sho My HO gives me some pleasure, Yo! It’s funny – give it a go! Sorry, Folks, there ain’t no mo. There really ain’t…

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The Dentist Chair

May 16, 2011
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I don’t like to see people argue. I especially don’t like it when they argue in front of me and pretend I am not there.  Last Friday, I was at the dentist.  My mouth was…

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The Devil Made Me Do it

May 16, 2011
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“The devil led me in that direction.”  Yep, that was the excuse a friend of mine’s ex-boyfriend used when she confronted him with his cheating ways. I have to admit that when my friend told…

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