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Jim Morrison – Senior Citizen

July 3, 2011
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Jim Morrison – Senior Citizen

Much is going across the internet today recognizing that Jim Morrison of “The Doors” fame passed  away 40 years ago on July 3rd, 1971.  His music out lives him as is the case with all…

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Las Vegas comedian Rita Rudner reveals her spectacular ‘boob’!

July 3, 2011
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[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCTeiSjzhFk&version=3&hl=en_US] WE WERE INVITED to the sumptuous hotel suite of Las Vegas comedy legend Rita Rudner and her husband Martin Bergman while they were in London preparing for Rita’s run of shows at the…

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The Crime of Flatulence

July 2, 2011
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The Crime of Flatulence

  Is this man guilty of a crime? I’m not quite sure how to take this story.  An anchor for the local FOX affiliate in Cleveland was presenting a story when she cracked up about…

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Fact or Fiction about the American War of Independence

July 1, 2011
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On the eve of every July 4th, my husband, who happens to be British, argues incessantly about the facts surrounding the American War of Independence. During one of our disputes he informed me that one…

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Am I Really Depressed or Am I Watching Too Much Lifetime?

July 1, 2011
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Am I Really Depressed or Am I Watching Too Much Lifetime?

Lifetime Television: the place to go when Iwant to fall into a deep depression or when my hormones are totally out of whack. I guess Lifetime won’t hire me to come up with their marketing…

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National Holidays Got You Down? Eat Pez and Drink

July 1, 2011
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Bah, Humbug! Another long holiday weekend looms on the horizon. Didn’t we just have one? Personally, I think they should be spaced much farther apart as once again the pressure to grill or be invited…

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Hillbilly Health Care

June 30, 2011
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Hillbilly Health Insurance Agent:  Gooood Mornin’,  Hillbilly Health Care Services, kin I help ya’. Bubba: Hey, I was wonderin’ how long are my kids covered under my health insurance? Hillbilly Health Insurance Agent:  Well, lookin’…

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Marriage

June 30, 2011
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Marriage is an eight letter word, kind of like homicide.

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Tweets from History–Isaac Newton

June 30, 2011
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Isaac Newton: Well, there’s a coconut tree over there, but the apple tree is a little more shady. http://wcti.us/003V

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You Are Too Good A Catholic When…

June 30, 2011
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You are too good a Catholic when: The first thing you do when you buy a skirt is measure the hemline to make sure it is only 1 ½ inches above your knee. This is…

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How well do you know your neighbor?

June 30, 2011
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How well do you know your neighbor?

How good of a neighbor are you?  Are you familiar enough with them to know for certain if they were to pack up and leave, you would know about it?   Consider those who lived…

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The Threesome

June 29, 2011
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My girlfriend was so excited to have a threesome that she forgot to kiss me on my way out before the two other guys got there.

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My Correspondence With Brad Pitt

June 29, 2011
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This is an R-rated post.   September 23rd, 2008 Dear Brad, Oh, well good for you, Brad Pitt! You’re sexy, good-looking and you are a pretty incredible actor as it turns out. I bet you…

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Words per Minute

June 29, 2011
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Words per Minute

While waiting in line for coffee at a nearby café today, I overheard a conversation between a woman and her daughter. The woman is mom age and the girl is probably thirteen or so… Girl…

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Frodo Plans a Trip

June 29, 2011
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Wednesday, September 23, 5750, Second Age, 9:43 AM From:  Middle-Earth Outfitters ernie@meo.com To:  Frodo Baggins <frodobaggins@bagend.org> Subject:  Your Order No. 2854HS90000100000032BE We are in receipt of your order.  The following items are being shipped and…

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Getting Married in Vegas – Again?

June 28, 2011
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Getting Married in Vegas – Again?

Last year, for our wedding anniversary, I convinced my husband to plan a trip to Las Vegas so we could renew our vows in the Elvis Chapel. Had I suggested renewing our vows in a…

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DVR Etiquette: The Perils of Technology

June 28, 2011
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Technology is always moving forward. However, such advancement does not come without setbacks. Roughly a century ago, the automobile was introduced and was an immediate hit. But that introduction soon gave rise to the problem…

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My First Ménage à Trois

June 28, 2011
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My First Ménage à Trois


Last weekend, my girlfriend and I got a dog. A female dog. “Bitch” is the appropriate term, if I recall correctly. We had been visiting a local shelter once or twice a week for the…

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DNA Analysis and Dog Poop: When Science Gets Ridiculous

June 28, 2011
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Thanks to TV crime dramas, even the most unscientific among us is aware of the effects of DNA testing. We use it to solve heinous crimes and to identify a child’s true parents, but now…

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Tweets from History – Joan of Arc

June 27, 2011
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Joan of Arc #haiku: I’m 86 pounds. And you need me to lead you. Desperate are we? http://wcti.us/0089

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Erica Kane, Don’t Leave Me

June 27, 2011
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Life as I know it is about to change. In fact, life as I’ve known it since high school is now on permanent tilt. How this could happen stuns, amazes and bums me out. I…

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