This dude has 70,000 teeth and is infallible…
Walk for Self-Pity Somehow Fails to Meet Its Goals
BOSTON. Lyman Sturgis is standing at the finish line of the Walk for the Cure for Self-Pity, looking down at a clipboard, and from his expression you can tell that something isn’t right. “It’s funny,” […]
Wisdom for Dummies
There’s been a plastic bag tangled in the tree outside my dining room window for more than six months. Based on my research on plastic, there’s a good chance it will outlast the tree. #PlasticFreeJuly
Scooter & Skipper at the Roman Colosseum
Italy is shopping for a corporate sponsor to shell out $33 million to refurbish the 2,000-year-old Colosseum. Bloomberg News We were bogged down in traffic as we approached the stadium, but we eventually found […]
Cupcake Diplomacy
As a retired five-star general in the US Air Force who served in both Gulf wars, and is occasionally accused of being mildly delusional, I consider myself an expert in military strategy, international diplomacy and […]
HO Writer of the Week: Karen Galatz
Humoroutcasts has such a diverse writing community. This week, we feature Karen Galatz whose work extends far beyond the “humor” world. We are so proud to have her as part of the HO family for […]
Someday, All This Crap Will Be Yours
When I saw the news I gulped involuntarily; a man riding a bike had been struck and killed by a hit-and-run driver not far from where I make the turn to head home from my […]