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Cold, Dead Hands

September 29, 2011
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I try to act like I’m not a gun nut, but I totally sniff my fingers after every round I shoot off.

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When Coaches Hurt: The Spagnuolo-Harbaugh Affair

September 29, 2011
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When Coaches Hurt: The Spagnuolo-Harbaugh Affair

Apparently, St. Louis Rams’ Coach, Steve Spagnuolo, was miffed at  John Harbaugh, one of his best friends and the coach of the Baltimore Ravens because the Ravens throttled the Rams 37-7 in last week’s game.…

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The Seinfeld Personality Test

September 28, 2011
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I think you can tell a lot about a person by which Seinfeld episode they love the most, and I usually use it to judge them. This is not an exact science, however it should…

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Let Me Count the Ways I Was Right

September 28, 2011
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As a syndicated blogger, I provide a service to the online community. The very fabric of our society is cut and measured based on the qualified opinions of the few of us that signed up…

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Buying Bulk at Costco?

September 28, 2011
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I went to Costco to buy a body bag, but they only sold them in packs of six, so now I have my work cut out for me.

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Governor Christie to Enter Race For Presidency?

September 28, 2011
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Governor Christie to Enter Race For Presidency?

Recent rumors have New Jersey Governor Chris Christie entering the GOP field for President. Reporters, having exhausted all possible references to insanity, are now salivating at this thought and already have many headlines put together…

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The Women’s Vote in Saudi Arabia

September 27, 2011
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King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has decreed that in four years women will be granted the right to vote, and he has also promised that women will be allowed to run in future municipal elections. Of…

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Woody Allen’s prose

September 27, 2011
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WOODY ALLEN’S fame for extracting humour from the serious side of life is well-known. And in many of his films, humour is noticeably absent as he mines the darkest recesses of the human psyche and…

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Pinocchio’s Liar Island

September 26, 2011
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Pinocchio’s Liar Island

It’s funny how people change.  One day you think they are the nicest people in the world and the next day they are lying to your face justifying their lies and trying to make you…

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Men Are Dirt Bags

September 25, 2011
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Men Are Dirt Bags

“What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.”  – Edward Dahlbert I’ll be the first to admit that men are not perfect. On the other hand due to the very legitimate concerns in…

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Neighborhood Idiots

September 25, 2011
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Neighborhood Idiots

A Mr. Rogers song plays in my brain right now – changed a little from, “It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood…” to He’s an unbelievable idiot an unbelievable idiot Next door neighbor Stupid neighbor.…

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Friday Humor Devotional

September 23, 2011
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Friday Humor Devotional

Oh Dear Lord, grant me the strength and fortitude to shop with my wife [while I miss the 4th quarter, second down, scores tied of the Steelers-Packer’s game] now that she’s discovered Target carries Missoni and the patience…

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When the Tea Pot’s Empty, What’s Next?

September 23, 2011
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When the Tea Pot’s Empty, What’s Next?

Firstly, I would like to say thank you to Ms Stephanie Queen on her brilliant article “Cheering for Death.” It gave me food for thought and this is how things could pan out. I say…

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Getting High the Old Fashioned Way?

September 23, 2011
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Spinning around really fast until you fall down when you’re a kid is a gateway drug.      

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The Good Son

September 23, 2011
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When my parents got divorced they told me it wasn’t my fault, but I really think the sex tape I took of my dad had something to do with it.

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Do you Drink Your Tea This Cold?

September 23, 2011
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Do you Drink Your Tea This Cold?

Once again Republican loyalists have proven their convictions that human beings — unless they are white, male and “Christian”– have no place on this earth. In  the last debate, the Tea Party groupies advocated killing…

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All those in favor say “raise them goddam taxes”

September 22, 2011
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All those in favor say “raise them goddam taxes”

The following is a non-paid political comment that will only be funny if you don’t think Obama is a socialist Muslim not born in America.  Yes, I’m talking about you Pat Boone and others like…

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Bill O’Reilly

September 22, 2011
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Bill O’Reilly threatened to quit TV if Obama raised taxes.  Who said Obama couldn’t  accomplish anything worthwhile?

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A Review of the 2038 Re-release of ‘Star Wars’

September 21, 2011
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So, I did some time traveling and stumbled across the 2031 re-release of the Star Wars saga onto the 4D Green-Ray format. I’m not sure exactly what that means, since my 20-year-older-self will rely on…

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Are you over 30? Then, you’re probably shrinking.

September 21, 2011
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Are you over 30? Then, you’re probably shrinking.

You get old, you shrink. That’s an irrefutable fact. Your tiny grandma is living proof of that. You didn’t account for this? Oh dear. Probably best to STOP putting aside garments for a ‘retirement wardrobe’.…

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Fried Butter – Fad Food Friend or Foe

September 21, 2011
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Fried Butter – Fad Food Friend or Foe

When I was a newspaper reporter, I worked the horseshit beat.  I am not making this up. When the managing editor assigned me the beat he said, “Congrats! You get the horseshit beat.”  To the…

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