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WWJD?

April 19, 2011
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I have a confession to make. It is time to come clean. While it is true that there has always been a certain social penalty to be paid by not accepting this legendary and omnipresent…

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Bitching Your Way to Good Health

April 18, 2011
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My ex-husband said I could bitch a blue streak. He said I could be asleep and still find something to bitch about. I guess he was right. After our divorce I started feeling better. Was…

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Noah Way!

April 18, 2011
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Noah Way!

Recently, I saw a show titled something like “The Search for Noah’s Ark”. It turns out, lots of people have spent tons of time and effort to find “Noah’s Ark”. Satellite photos, hiking expeditions, attempted…

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Angels

April 18, 2011
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I watched a show called “Decoding Christianity”, and the subject was “angels”. Seventy five percent of Americans believe in angels. Seriously. Some even converse with them over the internet (not making this up). OK, they…

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The 13th Apostle

April 18, 2011
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One of the more remarkable things discovered among the Gnostic gospels which were not included in what we now know as the bible today is the story of the 13th Apostle. It is rarely discussed…

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They Don’t Make Car Breakdowns Like They Used To

April 18, 2011
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I had to pick up one of my friends at the car dealership where her car was getting its computer overhauled.  Apparently, something went kerflooey and her turn signals would not go on if she…

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Checking My Brain at the Gate of the Carnival

April 18, 2011
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Recently, we had one of those small carnivals come to our town.  I saw it set up in the parking lot of a vacated business, and I thought what fun.  I didn’t even know those…

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The Deli Wars

April 18, 2011
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Usually, when I do my “big” shopping, I ask my husband to come along so we can split up the list and get out of the supermarket as quickly as possible.  Our first stop was…

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Joke Of The Day Category

April 17, 2011
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Some of the stand-up comics on this site have expressed a desire to post “jokes”. This category and feature box is for them. Only original material should be posted. This should not be used for jokes that have…

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Coping with CRAFT Disease

April 17, 2011
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Coping with CRAFT Disease

As a chronic sufferer of CRAFT disease I can honestly say that it has not been an easy adjustment. At the age forty-five I began developing mild symptoms however by fifty the symptoms worsened. My…

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CrackBerry

April 17, 2011
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CrackBerry     “Stop it! Don’t do this here!”   “One sec.”   “People are looking at the scene we’re making.”   “Then stop making it.”   “What?!”   “Let me just reply to this…

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Tidbits and Considerations for the Week

April 17, 2011
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Tidbits and Considerations for the Week

What is it about our culture that needs to cover celebrities and their mundane, routine existence?  Are our own lives so devoid of fulfillment that some are redeemed as they  live vicariously through others in…

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The Day Jane Fell Out of Her Chair

April 17, 2011
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My friend, Jane, walked into the doctor’s office.  When the doctor walked in, he greeted his old friend, “Hello, Jane.  How are you doing today?” “Well, I’ve been better,” Jane said. “What’s wrong?  I noticed…

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Wilderness Training 101: Stay in a Hotel

April 17, 2011
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My daughter’s boyfriend is an outdoorsman, and this is funny because my daughter is not the woodsy type. His idea of roughing it is sleeping in the woods without a tent; her idea of roughing…

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How your body improves with Age!

April 17, 2011
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I now have over six decades in this body under my belt. (It gets harder and harder to keep it all under the belt!) In that time, I have learned a few things about body…

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Outstanding First Week At HumorOutcasts.com

April 16, 2011
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Outstanding First Week At HumorOutcasts.com

What a first week it has been at HumorOutcasts.com. We are off to a fantastic start. We can’t wait to see what the future might hold, but first we’d like to recap some of the…

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Wedding Dreams and Nightmares

April 16, 2011
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I have become addicted to two wedding-themed shows on television. The first, Say Yes to the Dress, focuses on the sales consultants and clients of Kleinfeld’s, a renowned bridal salon in New York City. During…

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My Refrigerator and the Parallel Universe

April 16, 2011
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My Refrigerator and the Parallel Universe

My coffee creamer had somehow re-located itself to the back of my refrigerator.  As I removed the soy milk, the orange juice, the tomato juice, and the ten other items that stood in front of…

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Rant is the New Rage: Plastic Flowers in Gardens

April 15, 2011
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Rant is the New Rage: Plastic Flowers in Gardens

As an avid gardener I love to go out in my gardens and feel the hot sun on my cheeks, (that’s my face cheeks you perverts) and the soft garden soil beneath my feet.  I take…

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@ThePoliTwits Are @ it again! Today’s topic: Big Biz Vs Mom & Pop, who will WIN!

April 15, 2011
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@ThePoliTwits Are @ it again! Today’s topic: Big Biz Vs Mom & Pop, who will WIN! @MulliganJimmy @WillRogersUSA [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMpWzdd8QZE&w=590&h=390] It’s Buy American not by by American, say humorist Will Roberts Posted On: Dec 31…

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Lions, Tigers and Donald Trumps HAIR, OH MY! The Silly Season Has Started!

April 15, 2011
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Lions, Tigers and Donald Trumps HAIR, OH MY! The Silly Season Has Started!

  Lions, Tigers and Donald Trumps HAIR, OH MY! The Silly Season Has Started!     By Will Roberts It`s funny how in a moment`s notice things can change. Sometimes I think that Washington and…

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