If It Doesn’t Spark Joy, Discard It!
Give-a-Damn Ship
As you go through life–and I know you will–you will often find it necessary to exercise Give-a-Damn-Ship (“GADS”). The practice is sometimes referred to as “Give-a-____-Ship,” although this usage is discouraged in order to spare […]
As Marathon Approaches, Race to Be Most Charitable Tightens
WESTLAND, Mass. The Boston Marathon, the nation’s oldest, is Monday, so the coming weekend would normally be a time of high anticipation for Nicole Stansler, who’ll be running in her fifteenth such event. “I always […]
Wisdom for Dummies
I just gave another driver my mean stare. I’m not worried about retaliation; I have the confidence that comes with tinted windows.
Ahh Spring:
Now that spring is here, all of you indoor runners who prefer to stay inside during the winter months, can now abandon the treadmill at the gym or in the basement and venture back into […]
With Idle Comment, Race to Become “Queen of Tchotchkes” Begins
CAZENOVIA, New York. This town in central New York is home to the largest concentration of Freedonian-Americans in the nation, a fact that binds old-timers to newcomers such as Inglitzka Moribundaz, who was recently persuaded […]
OH, GOD! IT’S NOT THAT TIME AGAIN IS IT???????
Nooooooooooooo! It can’t be! It’s inhumane! Its monstrous! It just can’t be true! IT CAN’T BE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SEASON AGAIN!!!!!!! It seems like the last one just ended. I still haven’t recovered from that one […]