Runner’s oxymorons:
“Run Fast” You’ve got to be kidding, at my age? My mantra is “A 12 minute mile is just as far as a 6 minute mile”. “Easy Miles” What’s the point? If it was easy, […]
The Place to Take a Humor Break
“Run Fast” You’ve got to be kidding, at my age? My mantra is “A 12 minute mile is just as far as a 6 minute mile”. “Easy Miles” What’s the point? If it was easy, […]
A young seal crawled up a steep embankment and crossed four lanes of traffic to get to a hospital in Portland, Maine. Male groundskeepers encouraged it to move on, and it was ultimately removed by […]
He brought his aesthetic approach to the inner life of colors in a series of 10 poems commissioned in the early 1960s by one of his clients, Fuller Paint Co. Obituary of Ken Nordine, “word […]
Chefs recommend you keep your pantry well-stocked with staples. I’m not sure why though. Most people keep their stapler in their office.
When I found out that only 25 miles from my home there’d be outhouse races—outdoor potty houses on skis competitively sliding down a snowy slope—I couldn’t wait to “go.” As soon as I arrived at […]
My imaginary kids wanted to play hide and seek. I put my beer down and politely asked them to leave the cockpit and let daddy work. There is however one who takes the game of […]
I’ll admit it: Melania Trump’s stare gives me the willies. The frozen expression she frequently displays communicates the sangfroid of someone who has just bitten the head off of a live ferret and swallowed it […]
[Note: This week Humor Outcasts turns over the editorial reins – and hope we don’t regret this decision – to five outspoken millennials – Ryan, Amanda, Justin, Kayla and Tyler (at right) – who have […]
WELLESLEY FALLS, Mass. In his black t-shirt, pea coat and hipster hat, Jason Myers looks somewhat out of place as he steps from his hybrid car onto a tree-lined street in this quiet suburban town. “I made the […]