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Wedding Dreams and Nightmares

April 16, 2011
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I have become addicted to two wedding-themed shows on television. The first, Say Yes to the Dress, focuses on the sales consultants and clients of Kleinfeld’s, a renowned bridal salon in New York City. During…

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My Refrigerator and the Parallel Universe

April 16, 2011
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My Refrigerator and the Parallel Universe

My coffee creamer had somehow re-located itself to the back of my refrigerator.  As I removed the soy milk, the orange juice, the tomato juice, and the ten other items that stood in front of…

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Rant is the New Rage: Plastic Flowers in Gardens

April 15, 2011
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Rant is the New Rage: Plastic Flowers in Gardens

As an avid gardener I love to go out in my gardens and feel the hot sun on my cheeks, (that’s my face cheeks you perverts) and the soft garden soil beneath my feet.  I take…

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@ThePoliTwits Are @ it again! Today’s topic: Big Biz Vs Mom & Pop, who will WIN!

April 15, 2011
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@ThePoliTwits Are @ it again! Today’s topic: Big Biz Vs Mom & Pop, who will WIN! @MulliganJimmy @WillRogersUSA [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMpWzdd8QZE&w=590&h=390] It’s Buy American not by by American, say humorist Will Roberts Posted On: Dec 31…

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Lions, Tigers and Donald Trumps HAIR, OH MY! The Silly Season Has Started!

April 15, 2011
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Lions, Tigers and Donald Trumps HAIR, OH MY! The Silly Season Has Started!

  Lions, Tigers and Donald Trumps HAIR, OH MY! The Silly Season Has Started!     By Will Roberts It`s funny how in a moment`s notice things can change. Sometimes I think that Washington and…

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Old Friends and New Boobs

April 15, 2011
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Old Friends and New Boobs

I had this freckle.  Now, I am a fair-skinned person, so I have a ton of freckles, but this one was different. I would never have known it was different if a friend of mine…

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Mermaids in Our Midst: The Diary of a Mother’s Mythical Delusions

April 15, 2011
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When Tat’s mother found out she was pregnant she was in a mental institution for depression and suffered from schizophrenic hallucinations. She truly believed she was a mermaid. Every day she’d take long baths and…

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Is that Burning Hair I Smell?

April 15, 2011
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Is that Burning Hair I Smell?

I was having lunch with a friend, and she brought up the topic of her laser hair removal treatments. Now, immediately I became interested as this is the second time in about two weeks the…

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Drawing a Line in the Sand on Tax Cuts for the Wealthy

April 15, 2011
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Drawing a Line in the Sand on Tax Cuts for the Wealthy

As jobs are being cut for lack of revenue in states, millionaires and billionaires are increasing their revenue due to gaping loopholes in state tax structures. I wrote a piece earlier this month here about how…

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CORPORATE MESSAGING: When a News Item is Really Just More Promotional Junk

April 14, 2011
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CORPORATE MESSAGING:  When a News Item is Really Just More Promotional Junk

There was a news clip on the local ABC affiliate here in Dallas-Ft.Worth, WFAA, on their evening news yesterday that did something that infuriates me.  A segment was dedicated to an individual whose passion and…

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The Mom Dance

April 14, 2011
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The Mom Dance

One day, while I was visiting at my daughter’s college apartment, she and her roommate were telling me how they took their other roommate’s mom out to the bars for some dancing and college decadence. …

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Why Must There Always Be a Big Tease?

April 13, 2011
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While I was in the midst of giving birth years ago, the young medical resident, who was lucky enough to get the Christmas Day shift in labor and delivery, tried to explain to me how…

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REAL ESTATE The Pro’s & the CON’s – ThePoliTwits

April 13, 2011
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Humorist Will Roberts & Artist/Actor Jimmy Mulligan banter back and forth about the political topics of the day. Today: REAL ESTATE The Pro’s & the CON’s – plenty of them!
@ThePoliTwits twitter us to put your two cents in, if you can afford it! – Political Crossfire – REAL ESTATE The Pro’s & the CON’s
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Do You Suffer From Paronomasia?

April 13, 2011
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I just learned that I suffer from paronomasia. Actually, I may cause more suffering than I experience myself, since this “disease” is the act of punning! I was raised in a liberal environment where punning…

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Donald Trump, Isn’t Real Estate What Got Us in This Mess?

April 13, 2011
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Donald Trump, Isn’t Real Estate What Got Us in This Mess?

  Folks, I am TRYING to focus on the important country matters at hand (budget), but like many of us here in the USA I can`t, because of this Trump/Obama birth certificate THING. I wrote…

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From Pez Dispensers to Vibrators: A Museum for Everyone

April 13, 2011
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As I was standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed a Phillies Pez candy dispenser staring at me.  Okay, it wasn’t really staring, but it was eye level with me, and the little…

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Hey! I’m Making a Point Here. So what if I am Lying?

April 13, 2011
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Hey! I’m Making a Point Here.  So what if I am Lying?

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain When Senator Jon Kyl told a CNN reporter that his claim about Planned Parenthood’s 90% rate of abortions “was not intended…

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Fur Flies at the Sonic Drive-In

April 12, 2011
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Sonic

Embed from Getty Images This morning, there seemed to be one crisis after another. I ran out of creamer for my coffee, one of my editors needed to vent at me about another writer, and…

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What A Man Can Expect at the Doctor’s Office When He Turns 40

April 12, 2011
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So there I was nearly one year ago, being discharged from the doctor’s office. “Do you like early appointments?” “Sure” “Is February 14th of next year at 8:00am OK?” (Yes, I did at this moment…

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The Psychic and the Internet Minister

April 12, 2011
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The Psychic and the Internet Minister

I went with my friend to the psychic. Yes, the psychic. I know so many of you have opinions on psychics, but can you just try to hold them in while I tell this story? …

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What if God Just “Isn’t That Into You”?

April 12, 2011
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I try to comprehend what must be the gap in complexity between man and God. Certainly the gap is huge, right? Surely more so than the gap between, say, human and amoeba. So I look…

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