Posts Tagged ‘ absurd ’

The Courtship of Prince Nigel

April 18, 2012
By Simon Ellinas
Cartoon of Prince Nigel by cartoonist Simon Ellinas

Prince Nigel is the Queen’s second cousin, twice removed (twice removed, forcibly, from Buckingham Palace. He now lives in Battersea). After leaving school, Prince Nigel settled into his bedsit with his collection of anoraks...

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Cramp Week on PMSN

March 7, 2012
By Julie Wimmer

Check your local listings!   Join us for Cramp Week on PMSN, where on Monday, we will discover how many shades of red leave stains and which ones can actually be removed if you...

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Flying Pantyhosed Chubster Lives the Dream and So Can You

February 28, 2012
By Charlie Kazfranco
King of the World - Dance Master Prompts us all to sieze the day or night or whatever, an hour, a minute, 34 seconds, just grab it and be your own Dance master - Charlie Kaz Franco pic

Meet the Dance Master. A master of the dance. He’s a flexibly soaring, happy man, with a satiated belly and a sexy pair of black pantyhose. It takes strength of character to go against...

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Space: the Final Font Tier

February 27, 2012
By Charlie Kazfranco
Space: the Final Font Tier

Charlie KazfrancoAccustomed to there never being a clean spork around when I need one most. Frequent contributor to global warming and Time Soak Dot Com.Website - Twitter - More Posts

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The Honest Truth of What I’m About to Say Will Probably Enrage You

February 27, 2012
By Charlie Kazfranco
The Honest Truth of What I’m About to Say Will Probably Enrage You

I have a 6th sense when it comes to knowing how to push people’s buttons. Normally I try to avoid such unpleasantness. Unfortunately that’s not always possible. I realize what I’m about to say...

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Fun and Free New Craze: Ear Fingering

February 26, 2012
By Charlie Kazfranco
Charlie Kazfranco Pic - If you put a finger in your ear and scratch it sounds like pacman

Darwin saw this coming… the evolution of ear-finger games was inevitable. Not only is this revelation a gamer’s dream it’s also a huge relief on their parent’s pocketbooks. Free to play, and unlike nose...

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Hello I Love You Won’t You Tell Me Your Name?

February 13, 2012
By Charlie Kazfranco
Charlie Kazfranco Falling in Love from Midnight to Midnight - humor relationships

Tomorrow I will be in love. At least that’s the plan. I will have 24 hours to succeed. Here’s how it’s going to work: 11:00 PM Tonight: I’ll be wearing my best, looking my...

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From the mouths of babes….well, children…well, one child

February 10, 2012
By Julie Wimmer

If you have a pet, particularly a cat or a dog, you may have, by chance, seen them chase their own tails. Our cats did it mainly when they were younger, but that has...

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Prince Nigel at Martindales

January 14, 2012
By Simon Ellinas
PrinceNigel1.grey

Not all royal princes had a tough time at the famous public school, Martindales. Prince Nigel, the Queen’s cousin twice removed (twice removed, that is, from Buckingham Palace; he now lives in Battersea), a...

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Chanukah Schmanukah

December 18, 2011
By Julie Wimmer
Chanukah Schmanukah

Yes, my khev’reh, my friends, it is certainly that time of year again. The time of candles that are lit on 8 nights; the time of crappy presents and lights. It’s that time of...

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