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American Breakfast STRAWBERRY FREEZER JAM INGREDIENTS 2 cups fresh, crushed strawberries (about 1 pound whole)2 tablespoons lemon juice4¼ cups sugar¾ cup water6 tablespoons (1 1.75 oz box) fruit pectin powder SPECIAL UTENSILS potato masher or […]
American Entree COPYCAT COSTCO(TM) CHICKEN BAKE INGREDIENTS 6 ounces cooked bacon¾ pound cooked chicken breast2 tablespoons chives2 stalks green onions2 cups grated mozzarella½ cup grated provolone½ cup grated Parmesan cheese½ cup creamy Caesar dressing1 pound […]
Flags are cool. Of course, these flags hang at the Albion Fire Station, so maybe they’re hot. Your flag may vary. Ever since Christopher Columbus first landed in the New World and […]
American Entree SLOW COOKER DR. PEPPER HAM INGREDIENTS 1 12-ounce can Dr. PepperTM3 tablespoons brown mustard¾ cup brown sugar5 pounds boneless or 5½ pounds bone-in ham SPECIAL UTENSIL slow cooker Serves 8. Takes 4 hours […]
American Dessert MASON JAR STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM INGREDIENTS 2 cups heavy whipping cream5½ tablespoons sugar2¼ teaspoons vanilla extract⅛ teaspoon salt2 cups whole strawberries, fresh or frozen Makes 3 cups. Takes 15 minutes to make and […]
American Dessert ROASTED CHESTNUTS INGREDIENTS 1 pound chestnuts (most of the fresh ones are available in Autumn) SPECIAL UTENSIL baking pan Serves 6. Takes 45 minutes. PREPARATION Preheat oven to 400 degrees. While oven preheats, […]
American Entree HALLOWEEN SKULL MEATLOAF INGREDIENTS ½ cup bread crumbs2 eggs1 small onion2 tablespoons whole milk1 pound ground beef1 teaspoon ground mustard¼ teaspoon paprika⅛ teaspoon pepper½ teaspoon salt2 tablespoons ketchup6 slices provolone, about ¼ pound2 […]
American Entree FRITO PIE IN A BAG INGREDIENTS 2 green onions 1 pound ground beef 1 30-ounce can chili beans (no meat) 1 10-ounce can diced tomatoes and green chiles 6 1-ounce bags Fritos(tm) 6 […]
People drive like bats out of Hell. They don’t care about the speed limit. They don’t care about the law. They don’t care about the injuries, and sometimes death, they inflict on other drive drivers. […]
Syrian Entree SYRIAN MEATLOAF(lahme bil sanieh) INGREDIENTS 1 tablespoon butter, softened1 large onion2 pounds ground beef1 teaspoon Aleppo pepper or black pepper2½ teaspoons pomegranate syrup*1 teaspoon salt2 tablespoons vegetable oil3 Roma tomatoes * = Found […]