Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Bitas
Why is it so to hard to get anywhere on time? Because it takes so long just to get out the door. Why is it so difficult to leave? If only there were a word […]
Tag: apocalyptic
Bring Back the Rotary Phone
Cell phones have certainly enhanced our lives. Or is that they are really death by enhancement? Every day we receive about one butt-dialed call. But, we too have done our share of butt dialing. I […]
Bergamot Lavender Charcoal Soap
BERGAMOT LAVENDER CHARCOAL SOAP INGREDIENTS 2 pounds charcoal soap base ½ teaspoon bergamot essential oil ½ teaspoon lavender essential oil isopropyl alcohol or butter to coat molding isopropyl alcohol to spray away bubbles […]
Misheard Lyrics of the Beatles
The amazing Beatles had a big hit with great song “Girl.”The lyrics entrance us, to the point we’re not sure what is being sung in the backgroud over key set of lyrics. These lyrics, which […]
Archer Woman on Leaving Your Lover
For people who need an extra choice in this matter, Archer Woman is here to help. Archer Woman #10 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic […]
Funny Thought
I’m proud to admit I’m a bit weird. The world needs more weirdness. Indeed, I saw the picture below and immediately thought the penguins were looking for a lost set of car keys. And it […]
Orange Goat’s Milk Soap
ORANGE GOAT’S MILK SOAP INGREDIENTS 1 teaspoon orange mica powder 2 tablespoons isopropyl alcohol 2 pounds goat’s milk soap base ¾ teaspoon orange essential oil 2 tablespoons fresh orange zest* isopropyl alcohol or […]
When I was Unambiguously Better Than a Professional Football Player
1) I forget the year, but the San Diego Chargers were essentially one play away from making it to the Super Bowl. They had their best team ever. The situation: The Chargers were leading the […]
