I Simplify Darts
Simple, Safe Darts Has this happened to you? You’re off to the local bar to play for the Dart Championship. You have a five-year old girl, Stella. She adores you. She wants to play darts […]
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Vegas, Baby!
Ahh, Las Vegas. As the self-proclaimed expert on all things Southern California, I would like to practice an age-old technique of Hollywood and take ownership of something that is not even remotely ours: Vegas, baby! […]
Thirsty Dave Retreats From Society
Thirsty Dave hasn’t been himself lately. Ever since his local bar increased the price of beer, he’s lost his edge. He isn’t as sarcastic as he once was, he’s gained co-ordination and learned how to […]
Business Ain’t For Everyone
In college I worked in a grimy little bar to keep solvent financially. The windowless, cinderblock establishment was called “Bandidos”. It doesn’t get much cheesier than that. The guy who managed the bar had the […]
Just Promote A Credit Card Or Something
I’m sitting in a bar and waiting for a friend who’s running late. On the TV overhead I watch some sort of sports show. A famous former heavyweight boxer grins before the camera with a […]
The Birthday of Thirsty Dave
Thirsty Dave is a simple yet complex individual. Medical science has yet to disprove that alcohol lives in his veins but those of us who know him, know this to be true. Thirsty’s birthday is […]