Tag: bible
Bernie Sanders: The Second Coming?
Among the 100,000 who attended Bernie Sander’s rallies this month, there is a growing contingent of Evangelicals who are causing speculation among pollsters. “We’re not sure if they are here to agitate or support Sanders,” […]
Melon Salsa and Really Cool Mexican Festivals
Mexican Appetizer MELON SALSA INGREDIENTS 1 jalapeno pepper ½ medium honeydew melon 1 peach 1 red bell pepper ½ teaspoon cilantro 1½ tablespoons lime juice PREPARATION Remove seeds from jalapeno pepper. (Remember to wash hands […]
Bad Artist #16, Churches
CHURCH POLE VAULTING HAIKU #1 I fly through the air With such magnificent ease Because you will not move. CHURCH POLE VAULTING HAIKU #2 You are quite unable To move toward the middle. So […]
Hollywood Doesn’t Noah Any Better
Many people in the religious community are up in arms about the film Noah claiming it is full of inaccuracies. I find it amusing they have reached this conclusion from only seeing the trailer since […]
Unicorn Bites 2/11/14
Coworker: Today was perfect. Me: Was everyone in the office but me eaten by lions? Coworker: No. Me: Then there was room for improvement. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 11, 2014 An Iraqi terrorist in […]
Unicorn Bites 2/3/14
Me: *changes 1-year-old’s poopy diaper* Wife: How bad was it? Does she need a new outfit? Me: We need a new house. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 3, 2014 Me: I’m going to turn you […]
How This Ends
We’re all wondering how this Duck Dynasty phenomenon is ultimately going to end, right? I think I know the answer. But I’m not talking about the show itself, but what comes afterward. We’re talking the […]
Triangle Scheme
Some time ago, I was presented an opportunity and became a member of a particular group. The group has a lot of really successful members and they want me to be a success, too! There […]