I’ve just realized something and I probably should have realized it earlier. Like most people, money’s too tight to even think about mentioning so I’ve been trying to come up with extra ways to amass…
Because I felt like being humiliated, I made an appointment with the bank manager. There’s nothing as refreshing as someone pointing out that you are worth nothing, have nothing and that your future adds up…
Jill Y didn’t like Iron Man 3 so we split up. I’m not going to say it was easy but Iron Man 3 was a great film, different to the other Iron Man films but…
Everything moves so fast these days. From the issuing of the restraining order that means I can’t get close enough to punch Jon Jovi in the mouth, to the thought process that compels me to…
Just as humor is the cure for all ailments, music is the cure for all ailments. Those musicians who marry humor with music are the true doctors of our world. The ferryman is not the…
When considering if you should play a fun prank on someone, many factors need to be taken into consideration. If the prankee is not impressed with your little stunt, can you outrun them? Are the…
Next to licensed and unlicensed premises that sell beer, the library is my favourite place to hang out. Where else can you read books, apart from the library? As someone who likes to sit idle…
When you tell someone who your favorite actor in all of the worlds is Nic Cage, it’s not uncommon to be looked at by someone who wonders if you’ve been drinking the kind of drink…
We all like presents or do we? Allow me to present to you a situation in the past. Thirsty Dave; a man who kills his liver on a daily basis by consuming copious amounts of…
I’ve looked long and I’ve looked hard and it seems like there is no part of society that I have not improved. I’ve helped massively confused fools, Swedish women, Nuns, Danish women, Ewoks, Norwegian women,…
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