#canteven

Teacher: Why did you only fill in the odd numbers? Girl: Because I … Teacher: Don’t you dare say it… Girl: Because I can’t even… Teacher: GET OUT

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I’m going to become less cheeky

Bill Y “The Legend” Ledden: Hey, I’ve decided to grow a beard. Jill Y: Why? BYTLL: Y’know, financial reasons…

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That painful moment when your imaginary son realizes that ordering an adult meal means he doesn’t get the free ice cream that comes with the kid’s meal…

Welcome to the real world, kid.

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