A F’Rigging Ponderable

As an existentialist, I ponder, if a certain-candidate-who-shall-remain-nameless wins the election, is the election still rigged? And do we contest it because it’s rigged? And, does this mean the other candidate’s classified emails were just […]

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Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics: Lever No. 9

After his completely unexpected popularity American voters are seriously curious as to whom Presidential Candidate, Da’Chump will choose as his Vice President.  After careful contemplation and consideration his choice became obvious.         […]

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Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics: Lever No. 8

If Hillary Clinton gets the Democratic Presidential nomination she should choose Mark Zuckerburg as her running mate.  She’d have unlimited social media and campaign exposure.  She wouldn’t need to rely on Wall Street funding  and […]

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Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics – Lever No. 6

 “I promised everyone who campaigns for me will get a big ass bottle of Bacardi.  Just use my very clever hash tags, #GotRum and #TrumpsRump or keep drinking until I look like a real Presidential […]

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Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics – Lever No. 5

I thought the Democratic Presidential Debate’s audience was practicing yodeling skills when they echoed . . . ♫ Mark O’Malley Whooooooo? ♫

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Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics – Lever No. 3

Bobby Jindal, the Louisiana Governor who recently dropped out of the Presidential race stated in one of his speeches, “We’ve had enough of talkers. It is time for doers.”  I totally agree with ya’ Bobby!  […]

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Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics – Lever No. 2

You know you’re a serious Presidential candidate when your opponents refer to you by your first name. “Carly Fiorina, Jeb Bush, Bernie Sanders and Hillary will discuss the rising cost of Parmesan and Provolone” – […]

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Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics

Watching Republican and Democratic Presidential Debates is like watching the first inning of a minor league baseball game. Lots of foul balls, no home runs, and overcooked wieners.          

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