The Place to Take a Humor Break
My mother and Jill Y’s mother and Sugartastic Daddy John’s mother and Thirsty Dave’s mother and Scurvy Janes’s mother and another couple of other mothers are otherwise engaged every Thursday. They’re an artistic bunch who […]
We don’t have a lot of money but we do have a lot of hatred for Bon Jovi and we also have a ‘hate Bon Jovi fund’. There are strict rules and guidelines as to […]
Decisions have consequences, actions have reactions and Bon Jovi make me sick. This is just the way things are and there’s nothing we or anyone else can do about it. Scurvy Jane wasn’t always known […]
My dad is one of those people who is older than his children. Like his dad and his sisters dad, he can often be heard extolling the virtues of bygone days, such as “Back in […]
One of my favorite ways of relaxing is throwing darts at anything that reminds me of Bon Jovi, mocking those who don’t mock Bon Jovi and jumping into a bath with a plugged in, electrical […]
With so many bad role models out there, it’s hard to separate the music fan from the Bon Jovi fan. Nearly everyone is writing books about how to use the other 90% of your mind […]
Not everywhere is the same. There are still remote parts of the world, where those without musical taste, continue to listen to the so-called music of Bon Jovi. We call these people ‘the truly sick’ […]
Not many people can perform magic. Apart from magicians, governments and governments that are magicians, the only people who can perform magic are magic people. If you’re unlike me, you’ll have witnessed some special moments […]
Sometimes you need to get away from the so-called music of Bon Jovi, head to another country to drink some beer, do some gambling and hook up with some prostitutes. I hadn’t been on holiday […]
If I get to 10am and haven’t yet been called sexist, fascist or antifeminist, it’s a successful morning I’m having. I know, I’m a despicable little Bon Jovi hating animal with the sensitivity of the […]