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Ginger Millet Porridge and Weightlessness

April 29, 2017
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Equatorial Guinean Breakfast GINGER MILLET PORRIDGE INGREDIENTS 1 cup millet flour 1 tablespoon sugar ½ teaspoon grated ginger (or ¼ teaspoon ginger powder) 1⅓ cups water 1⅓ cups milk ¼ teaspoon cinnamon Makes 3 bowls.…

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Banana Strawberry Nut Bread and the Great Wall of China

March 11, 2017
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American Breakfast PAUL’S BANANA STRAWBERRY NUT BREAD INGREDIENTS 3 bananas (overripe ones are better) 5 ripe strawberries ½ cup pecans ½ cup butter (softened or melted) ½ cup raisins 2 eggs ½ cup sugar 2¾…

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Spaghetti Omelette and the Mongol Terror

February 10, 2017
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Cameroonian Breakfast SPAGHETTI OMELETTE INGREDIENTS 2 eggs ½ cup cooked spaghetti 1 stalk green onion ¼ small onion 1 small tomato ⅛ teaspoon white pepper or black pepper ⅛ teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon vegetable oil…

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Banana Fritters and the Golden Age of Musicals

January 12, 2017
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Djiboutian Breakfast BANANA FRITTERS INGREDIENTS 3 ripe bananas ½ teaspoon cinnamon 2 tablespoons sugar ⅛ teaspoon vanilla extract ½ cup flour ¼ cup butter 2½ teaspoons honey (½ teaspoon per fritter) Makes 5 fritters. Takes…

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Estonian Pancakes and Superpowers

March 20, 2016
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  Estonian Breakfast PANNKOOGID (pancake) INGREDIENTS 1 cup flour ¼ teaspoon salt 2½ tablespoons sugar 2 eggs 1½ cups milk ¼ teaspoon vanilla extract 3 tablespoons butter lingonberries or blueberries for topping SPECIAL UTENSIL electric…

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Omelette Curry and Forgotten Voyages of Discovery

March 14, 2016
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Sri Lankan Breakfast OMELETTE CURRY INGREDIENTS – OMELETTE 3 green chiles 1 large onion (1 more later) 3 fresh curry leaves or 3 teaspoons dried leaf fragments or 3 teaspoons dried basil (10 leaves more…

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Omelette Aux Fines Herbes and How to Avoid Bad Sex

April 1, 2015
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Omelette Aux Fines Herbes and How to Avoid Bad Sex

French Breakfast OMELETTE AUX FINES HERBES INGREDIENTS 12 eggs 2½ tablespoons fresh chervil* 3 tablespoons fresh chives* 2 tablespoons fresh parsley* 1 tablespoon fresh tarragon* 4 tablespoons unsalted butter (1 tablespoon per omelette.) * =…

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Migas and Other Poorly Named Cuisine

March 2, 2015
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Migas and Other Poorly Named Cuisine

Mexican Breakfast MIGAS INGREDIENTS 6 eggs 4 6″ corn tortillas 1 avocado ½ small onion 1 tomato ¼ cup vegetable oil 2 tablespoons butter 4 ounces chorizo 4-ounce can diced green chiles 1 cup crumbled…

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Ugandan Breakfast and Why Burritos are Better Than Watches

February 18, 2015
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Ugandan Breakfast and Why Burritos are Better Than Watches

Ugandan Breakfast ROLEX INGREDIENTS 1 green bell pepper ½ red onion 2 Roma tomatoes 9 eggs ½ teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon salt 6 chapatis (See CHAPATI recipe) or flour tortillas 2 tablespoons vegetable oil (1…

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Happy To Pee

August 29, 2014
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Happy To Pee

                    One morning at work, I was on my way to the kitchen to get some milk for my cereal and wound up walking behind a…

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