WHO WANTS TO BE A VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE?

by Janet Golden and Roz Warren Donald: Carly? It’s Donald. I’m sounding out possible running mates. If I asked you to run with me, would you say yes? Carly Fiorina: Grateful for the offer, Donald, […]

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Bacon & Chocolate Party: A Landslide Victory for De Lancey & Bowen

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  The polls are closed. The people have spoken. The final vote count is: Paul De Lancey – 19.5 – 78.0% Elmer Fudd – 5.5 – 22.0% Paul De Lancey and Candace C. Bowen will […]

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Batshit Crazy Republicans

It’s stupid season again which means it’s time for our list of Batshit Crazy Republicans for 2016. Sarah Palin She’s not running this year, but Palin’s endorsement speech for Donald Trump broke new ground in the […]

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Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics – Lever No. 2

You know you’re a serious Presidential candidate when your opponents refer to you by your first name. “Carly Fiorina, Jeb Bush, Bernie Sanders and Hillary will discuss the rising cost of Parmesan and Provolone” – […]

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Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics

Watching Republican and Democratic Presidential Debates is like watching the first inning of a minor league baseball game. Lots of foul balls, no home runs, and overcooked wieners.          

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Porn rears its kinky head just about everywhere

Former Hewlett Packard CEO Carly Fiorina—who’s among the current throng of GOP presidential hopefuls—recently claimed she could improve the U.S. economy by cutting federal workers’ pay since they’re “watching porn all day long.” My first […]

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