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A Horse Is a Horse

October 8, 2017
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“My kingdom for a horse!” cried Richard III. I had no kingdom, but when I was a young girl I certainly cried a lot for a horse. Cried. Coaxed. Cajoled. I begged Santa for a…

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FAT CATS, HAPPINESS AND LAPTOP LOVE — WHAT I LEARNED FROM MAGAZINES THIS WEEK

July 22, 2017
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The Utah State Attorney General’s office recently stated in a court filing that there is no constitutional right to marry a laptop. (Time, 6/19/17) Smartphones are spreading head lice. (New York, 7/10/17) People are less…

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Rude Awakening

May 2, 2017
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This morning my sleep was ended not by the ringing of the alarm clock but by my wife Carol punching me in the nose. As I cried out in pain, she offered this: “Oh, I’m…

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Make Me Bill O’Reilly’s Replacement

April 25, 2017
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Bill O’Reilly, the hugely popular and controversial host for Fox, was recently fired by Fox TV. They need a new host. I need a new platform beyond this blog for my views. So, I humbly…

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How to (Almost) Kill Kittens Without Really Trying

April 11, 2017
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Let me set the record straight: I love kittens – and cats of all ages and breeds – with the exception of Persians (I just don’t trust those shifty little eyes). My wife and I…

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Mr. Wartley’s Interview

April 2, 2017
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RECORDED ANNOUNCER: This is KRAP TV in Armhair Grove, Idaho. Stay tuned for The Meg Measle Show, coming up now. (Four bars of crappy, upbeat music) MEG MEASLE: Hello. My guest today is Mr. Rob…

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Bad Advice Friday, 3-31-17

March 31, 2017
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Bad Advice Friday, 3-31-17

Today is once more Bad-Advice Friday. I shall be dispensing bad advice to all comers. The advice will stupendously bad. RO asks: Why do I need a trip to Hawaii? Dear RO: Your life is…

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The Very Happy Story of Snowball and MooMoo

February 21, 2017
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This is the story of Snowball and MooMoo, two very, very happy kittens. At first, they weren’t very happy at all. No, they were scared. And cold – because they were born one November morning…

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Tiramisu and Russia’s Cat Tsar

January 17, 2017
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Italian Dessert TIRAMISU INGREDIENTS 6 lady fingers 6 egg yolks ⅔ cup sugar ½ teaspoon rum extract or 2 tablespoons rum or Marsala wine 1 pound marscapone* ½ cup room-temperature espresso 1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa…

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Life with Harmony the Cat: The Ten Commandments for Humans

August 15, 2016
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My name is Harmony and I am a cat. Now that we have established that, I’ll get to the point. There is a two-legged, mostly hairless creature who lives in my house. I call her…

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