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Unicorn Bites 3/4/14
Wife: You don’t understand pregnancy Me: Sure I do. You whine for 10 months & then fire a kid from your baby cannon I’m basically a doctor — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 5, 2014 Girl, […]
More Tips for the Married Man on Picking up Chicks
Those of you who followed my fabulous writing career over at that vast wasteland formerly known as Associated Content probably remember an article I wrote a few years ago called Tips for the Married Man […]
PAM Is Not Just for Cooking Anymore
Florida: home of Disney, crocodiles and apparently some really, really stupid people. A Florida woman was arrested and charged with domestic battery after hurling PAM cooking spray and bottles of Olive Oil and other kitchen […]
The Trick to Spicing up Your Love Life Might Be Right in Front of Your Eyes
Some people have fetishes; I get it. I don’t want to be a part of their fetish world, but I watch enough cable TV to know that lots of kinky stuff exists out there. […]
Bad, Bad, Badminton Players
Eight Badminton players have been disqualified at the Olympics by the World Badminton Association for throwing matches in order to secure better placement in the competition later on in the tournament. I am not sure […]
Decoding Men
Several times this month, I had lunch or dinner with women who are extremely frustrated with the various men in their lives. In short, they are tired of trying to figure them out. So, in an […]
Indestructible
I was watching the reality show about Joan and Melissa Rivers. In this episode, Melissa Rivers found out that her boyfriend of three years was seeking out new sexual partners on the internet. So, she […]
Most Of Us Would Use Our ‘Hall Pass’ On Katy Perry??!?!?!?!?!
Website AshleyMadison.com, which is a place you go to when you want to find someone to have an AFFAIR with, has released the results of its annual Celebrity Hall Pass survey. They asked 25,000 subscribers, […]