Even The Cure is no cure for Chicago traffic
Seven years ago, I swore I would never, EVER drive in Chicago again. Last Saturday, we drove to Chicago. Again. It was for the same reason as last time, to see The Cure in concert. […]
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Forgotten Jazz Superstar Comes to Life in First-Ever Biography by Con Chapman
HumorOutcasts.com is proud to show off the latest work from one of our most prolific writers Con Chapman Rabbit’s Blues: The Life and Music of Johnny Hodges (University of Oxford Press, September 2019) Pays […]
There’s No Cure for Chicago Driving
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK I thought I’d seen bad traffic. I thought I’d seen crazy drivers. Then I went to Chicago. I’m a small town boy. When I was younger, my idea of heavy traffic […]
Paul’s Pizza And the Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre
American Entree PAUL’S PIZZA INGREDIENTS – PIZZA CRUST 2⅔ cups all-purpose flour ⅓ cup beer ⅔ cup water 2⅔ tablespoons vegetable oil ¾ teaspoon sugar ¾ teaspoon salt 2½ teaspoons active dry yeast no-stick spray […]
Your Gradience! What Radiant Gradient Hair!
Striding across Randolph heading north on Chicago’s Michigan Avenue on my way to work one day in the early ’70s, a complete stranger (as opposed to an incomplete stranger) stopped me in the middle of […]
Dr. Economics – Stock Opportunities After a Limited Nuclear War
Hold on, eager investors, I’m not going to mislead you. Not every stock is going to rise during a limited nuclear war. There will, however, be a few nuggets here and there. But first, let’s […]
The Chicago Cubs, the Greatest Threat to World Peace
The greatest threat to world peace is the Chicago Cubs. They last won a world series in 1908. Since then America has fought two world wars, and other wars while not as big as these […]
Great Rogue-Dictatorship Eats – Pyongyang, North Korea
Pyongyang boasts a vibrant dining scene, according to five people who managed to gain diplomatic clearance. The New Diplo restaurant-sexy, sexy name-garnered two positive reviews from Tripadvisors. This powerful affirmation vaulted it above the four […]