You Need to See Eggs in a Sauna
All people need to relax. So do chicken eggs. They have their whole lives in front of them. What will it be like? They don’t know. Scary. They need to spend their last pre-coming out […]
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Chicken Bakes and Submarine Warfare
American Entree COPYCAT COSTCO(TM) CHICKEN BAKE INGREDIENTS 6 ounces cooked bacon¾ pound cooked chicken breast2 tablespoons chives2 stalks green onions2 cups grated mozzarella½ cup grated provolone½ cup grated Parmesan cheese½ cup creamy Caesar dressing1 pound […]
Libyan Food and Gravity Defying Force Fields
Libyan Entree IMBAKBAKA INGREDIENTS 1 pound boneless chicken parts or 1⅓ pounds with bone in3 garlic cloves1 jalapeno (optional)1 medium onion3 tablespoons olive oil or vegetable oil¾ teaspoon cayenne½ teaspoon cinnamon½ tablespoon coriander½ teaspoon cumin¼ […]
Fragrant Beef Stew and Chicken Ranching
Vietnamese Entree FRAGRANT BEEF STEW INGREDIENTS – MARINADE 2¼ pounds beef, chuck, top round3 garlic cloves3 lemongrass stalks or 1 tablespoon lemongrass paste¼ teaspoon annatto powder2 teaspoons Chinese five spice½ tablespoon minced ginger½ teaspoon pepper1 […]
Secrets of the Universe # 1 – Saturn’s Moon Is An Egg Yolk
The building blocks of the Universe aren’t hydrogen, nitrogen, iron, and other elements. No. Eggs make up the most important part of all the galaxies. In fact, culinary astrophysicists believe the Universe came from one […]
Would You Like Some Philosophy With Your Order?
How many times has this happened to you? You’re in your Geo Metro with your beloved family hoping to find a fast-food chicken restaurant. Easy, of course. But what if you crave philosophy, psychology, and […]
The Great Chicken Invitational – Part 2
But the reason for their poor performances lay in the chickens themselves. Remarkably, no one had considered the possibility that a twenty-ounce chicken using a four-inch club would drive a regulation golf ball a considerably […]
The Great Chicken Invitational – Part 1
Golf had long been a bastion of people, its exclusivity maintained by a silent gentle folk’s agreement. But no longer, for on January 1, 1974, in Kippen, Idaho, chickens finally integrated the game. The top […]
Black Bean Chicken and Revolution
Chinese Entree BLACK BEAN CHICKEN INGREDIENTS 1 pound chicken breasts ½ tablespoon corn starch 1 teaspoon grated ginger 4 teaspoons rice wine or sake 2 garlic cloves 2 shallots 2 tablespoons peanut oil or vegetable […]
Chicken Angolana and the SS
Angolan Entree CHICKEN ANGOLANA INGREDIENTS 2 boneless chicken breasts 2 boneless chicken thighs 1 garlic clove 1 medium onion 1 bay leaf 1½ tablespoons butter 1 teaspoon paprika ½ teaspoon salt 1 12-ounce can beer […]