Posts Tagged ‘ children ’

Why Mother’s Day Sucks

May 11, 2012
By Julie Wimmer

Mother’s Day. Every damn year we celebrate this holiday. Sorry, this “day.” I mean, can we really call it a “holiday”? Would the post-office stop delivering mail or the banks close if Mother’s Day...

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Octomom Does Porn

May 7, 2012
By Donna Cavanagh

Octomom Nady Suleman has completed her first porn shoot.  She said the experience awakened feelings of self-pleasure she never knew existed and she was thrilled that men will once again find her sexy.  Someone...

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From the mouths of babes….well, children…well, one child

February 10, 2012
By Julie Wimmer

If you have a pet, particularly a cat or a dog, you may have, by chance, seen them chase their own tails. Our cats did it mainly when they were younger, but that has...

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Pity Poor Terrell Owens

January 25, 2012
By Donna Cavanagh

In an interview with GQ, Terrell Owens paints himself as a victim. He is lamenting the fact that he has four children from four different women and he has to pay more than $40,000 per...

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Camping with Girl Scouts 101

January 12, 2012
By Julie Wimmer
Camping with Girl Scouts 101

I am a co-leader for my daughter’s Brownie troop. This past weekend we went on our first camping trip, in cabins mind you, and it was a lot fun. We joined three other troops,...

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My Top Five Funny New Years Resolutions, Well, They May Just Be Funny to Me!!

December 27, 2011
By Julie Wimmer
Woman on Scale

  Resolutions can be pretty serious, especially New Years Resolutions. Losing weight, not yelling so much, saving money etc…All of these are great resolutions, however, resolutions that are funny can also be taken very...

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Give in already!

December 23, 2011
By Julie Wimmer
Give in already!

This year, we have decided to give in. That’s it. We are done. Stick a fork in us, we are ready to eat. And for God’s sake, don’t judge us, because you know what,...

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An Executioner’s Christmas Wishlist

December 21, 2011
By Rick Snee
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One of the perks to the holiday season is spending time with your family watching 24 hours of A Christmas Story, with an occasional switch-over to It’s a Wonderful Life. This is a time-honored...

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Chanukah Schmanukah

December 18, 2011
By Julie Wimmer
Chanukah Schmanukah

Yes, my khev’reh, my friends, it is certainly that time of year again. The time of candles that are lit on 8 nights; the time of crappy presents and lights. It’s that time of...

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How To Not Ruin Christmas

December 5, 2011
By Richard Spall

It’s that merry time of year and you need to know what your most important responsibility is. Sure, trees must be purchased or dusted off and decorated. Lights must be strung. Presents have to...

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