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Hypocrisy, the Christian Way
Mike Huckabee visited anti-gay marriage crusader and four-times divorced Kentucky clerk Kim Davis in jail to lend her moral support. Davis did not comment on the visit, but prison guards had to wonder if the […]
Melon Salsa and Really Cool Mexican Festivals
Mexican Appetizer MELON SALSA INGREDIENTS 1 jalapeno pepper ½ medium honeydew melon 1 peach 1 red bell pepper ½ teaspoon cilantro 1½ tablespoons lime juice PREPARATION Remove seeds from jalapeno pepper. (Remember to wash hands […]
Unicorn Bites #545
Instead of Halloween, our Christian daycare has “pajama day.” They’re about to find out my 4-year-old sleeps in a bloody zombie costume. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 30, 2014 Me: That shirt makes you look […]
Pretzels, Prayers, and War
American Appetizer PRETZELS INGREDIENTS 3/4 cup warm water 2 cups bread flour or plain flour 1/2 teaspoon sugar 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon brown sugar 1/2 tablespoon dry active yeast 1 egg no-stick spray 1/2 […]
Which religion cares the most about the homeless?
As a non-clever person, it always amazes me to see how inventive people can be, when they really need to be. On May 28, 2002, Luciano Pavarotti and James Brown sang “It’s a Man’s World” […]
Local Boy Notices Lack of Christmas Visits For Non-Christians and Poor, Determines Santa Is Republican
After consulting with several other boys his age, local boy Christopher Jones has determined that although Santa brought him a nice haul of presents this Christmas, the big fat jolly man seems to be kind […]
A Child’s Smile Won’t Melt Michele Bachmann’s Heart
Michele Bachmann said in a campaign stop in Iowa that she does not feel compelled to help children whose parents entered the country illegally. In her own words “Their parents are the ones who brought […]