Posts Tagged ‘ Christmas ’

Hy-Pope-crite

December 25, 2011
By Lisa K. Nelson
Hy-Pope-crite

The Pope decries “Christmas glitter” and holiday excess while dressed in ludicrously huge bling-y hat and over-the-top robe-age. Lisa K. NelsonSitcom writer (Ellen, Suddenly Susan, Everybody Loves Raymond) who quit to raise three kids...

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Give in already!

December 23, 2011
By Julie Wimmer
Give in already!

This year, we have decided to give in. That’s it. We are done. Stick a fork in us, we are ready to eat. And for God’s sake, don’t judge us, because you know what,...

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Dearest Santa:

December 23, 2011
By Kathy Minicozzi

Dearest Santa: It has come to my attention that, because of the nature of some of the activities I have allegedly been involved in this past year, there is a real possibility that I...

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Chanukah Schmanukah

December 18, 2011
By Julie Wimmer
Chanukah Schmanukah

Yes, my khev’reh, my friends, it is certainly that time of year again. The time of candles that are lit on 8 nights; the time of crappy presents and lights. It’s that time of...

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Parking Lot Peace On Earth

December 18, 2011
By Donna Cavanagh

Twas a week before Christmas and I was out on my own Shopping and running; I would complain and groan “What has become of this holiday season People have lost their sense of compassion...

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A Shower Song for Christmas

December 16, 2011
By Stan Silliman

There is nothing more enjoyable than singing in the Shower.  Unless you might add Christmas Carol music. Wait a moment. What if we sang a song in the shower about taking a shower to...

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Commercial interests

December 15, 2011
By Jack Sass
Commercial interests

While sitting watching one battery commercial after the other, I came up with one of my own. I’m sure the target audience will appreciate it. This holiday season, Energize-Her Batteries would like to remind...

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Happy Holidays from the HumorOutcasts.com Staff

December 14, 2011
By Elizabeth Dickinson

Unbeknownst to the HO staff (Donna, Frankie and LuLu) I had their photos turned into a fun holiday greeting. (Courtesy of ElfYourself.jibjab.com ) Enjoy! Elizabeth DickinsonBetsy Dickinson is Editor-in-Chief of HumorOutcasts.com. She comes to...

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Men Think Christmas Would Be Better, If THEY Were In Charge…

December 13, 2011
By Neal Mayhem
"Oh for goodness sake Sharon, just put Christmas TV on, and blow me. Turkey is LOADED with carbs anyway!"

    Women are in charge of Christmas.  That’s a fact.  A survey last week, (http://on.wsj.com/t6el57) found that 0% of couples say the man takes the lead for the holidays.  But deep down, men...

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The Real Mrs. Claus: An Exclusive Interview

December 9, 2011
By Donna Cavanagh
The Real Mrs. Claus: An Exclusive Interview

    A few months ago, I received an email from an editor asking me to interview the real Mrs. Claus. I guess she thought I would give this assignment the attention it needed...

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