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Mr. Etiquette’s Tip #4, Parking Lots

May 29, 2017
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The lessons taught by the pastor in the church apparently apply only when in the church, certainly not in its parking lot. This blog is dedicated to those people. Paul De Lancey, President of Better…

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Is Pope Francis Really Stan Laurel, the Famous Comedian?

March 28, 2017
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Let’s  look at what we know. Pope Francis is a nice guy. Stan Laurel was a nice guy. The pope wants to make us smile. Stan wanted to make us smile. Whenever we want to…

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Sunday Scribbles 1/8/2017

January 8, 2017
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      HOPress just released  a third book of cartoons from Phillip Dillman entitled Scripture Scribbles III: Cartoons from the Choir Loft.  The fun continues!  Please check out Phillip Dillman’s cartoon first two books…

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Friday Humor Devotional

July 22, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrible mistake towards a young church member.  While singing a hymen  hymn he was so off-key I accused him of being deaf. He signed back yes I am.…

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Sunday Scribbles 10/25/15

October 25, 2015
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  Please check out Scripture Scribbles: Cartoons from the Choir Loft on Amazon.com and look for MORE Scripture Scribbles: Cartoons from the Choir Loft  (HOPress) fall 2015 Phillip DillmanI am a truck driver with more hobbies and…

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Church Diaries

February 22, 2015
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Church Diaries

Choir Practice It’s Wednesday night choir practice time. As usual, only half the choir has shown up. This is a problem, because we only have eighteen people to begin with: 2 basses, 2 tenors, 3…

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Church Diaries

February 12, 2015
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Church Diaries

Sunday 8:00 AM. It’s snowing. I think I’ll skip Mass today. Skipping church on Sunday is a mortal sin, says Father McGarrity. I’ll bet it’s not any kind of sin when it’s snowing. Maybe it’s…

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Unicorn Bites #569

December 8, 2014
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[in church] 4-year-old: *makes lightsaber noises* Wife: Stop. Me: I’ll handle this. *takes kid to the cry room* *has a lightsaber duel* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 23, 2014 Me: I’m 29. Do you know…

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Bad Artist #16, Churches

November 17, 2014
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Bad Artist #16, Churches

CHURCH POLE VAULTING HAIKU #1 I fly through the air With such magnificent ease Because you will not move.   CHURCH POLE VAULTING HAIKU #2 You are quite unable To move toward the middle. So…

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Unicorn Bites 6/22/14

June 23, 2014
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[in church] Me: Stop crying or I’ll take you outside. 2-year-old: *keeps crying* Me: *takes her outside* *gives her $1* *opens Twitter* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 22, 2014 4-year-old: I’m fighting sharks in space!…

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