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Is Pope Francis Really Stan Laurel, the Famous Comedian?

March 28, 2017
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Let’s  look at what we know. Pope Francis is a nice guy. Stan Laurel was a nice guy. The pope wants to make us smile. Stan wanted to make us smile. Whenever we want to…

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Sunday Scribbles 1/8/2017

January 8, 2017
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      HOPress just released  a third book of cartoons from Phillip Dillman entitled Scripture Scribbles III: Cartoons from the Choir Loft.  The fun continues!  Please check out Phillip Dillman’s cartoon first two books…

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Friday Humor Devotional

July 22, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrible mistake towards a young church member.  While singing a hymen  hymn he was so off-key I accused him of being deaf. He signed back yes I am.…

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Sunday Scribbles 10/25/15

October 25, 2015
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  Please check out Scripture Scribbles: Cartoons from the Choir Loft on Amazon.com and look for MORE Scripture Scribbles: Cartoons from the Choir Loft  (HOPress) fall 2015 Phillip DillmanI am a truck driver with more hobbies and…

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Church Diaries

February 22, 2015
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Church Diaries

Choir Practice It’s Wednesday night choir practice time. As usual, only half the choir has shown up. This is a problem, because we only have eighteen people to begin with: 2 basses, 2 tenors, 3…

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Church Diaries

February 12, 2015
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Church Diaries

Sunday 8:00 AM. It’s snowing. I think I’ll skip Mass today. Skipping church on Sunday is a mortal sin, says Father McGarrity. I’ll bet it’s not any kind of sin when it’s snowing. Maybe it’s…

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Unicorn Bites #569

December 8, 2014
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[in church] 4-year-old: *makes lightsaber noises* Wife: Stop. Me: I’ll handle this. *takes kid to the cry room* *has a lightsaber duel* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 23, 2014 Me: I’m 29. Do you know…

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Bad Artist #16, Churches

November 17, 2014
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Bad Artist #16, Churches

CHURCH POLE VAULTING HAIKU #1 I fly through the air With such magnificent ease Because you will not move.   CHURCH POLE VAULTING HAIKU #2 You are quite unable To move toward the middle. So…

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Unicorn Bites 6/22/14

June 23, 2014
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[in church] Me: Stop crying or I’ll take you outside. 2-year-old: *keeps crying* Me: *takes her outside* *gives her $1* *opens Twitter* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 22, 2014 4-year-old: I’m fighting sharks in space!…

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Unicorn Bites 6/8/14

June 9, 2014
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Him: Give $1 to save the planet? Me: I’ll give $2 to save 2 planets Him: Me: I pick Venus & Mars Him Me: But not Earth. Fuck that place — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June…

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