The Place to Take a Humor Break
Dearest Royal Diary: I feel I’m at the end of my journey. There are only several fair damsels left to grace with my presence. It’s been the most arduous task I’ve ever performed. I’ve never […]
Once upon a time, there was a prince whose name was Julio: Julio Prince. His parents were Marvin and Gertrude King, who were constitutional monarchs. They had no power, but they looked good and had […]
Striding across Randolph heading north on Chicago’s Michigan Avenue on my way to work one day in the early ’70s, a complete stranger (as opposed to an incomplete stranger) stopped me in the middle of […]
It’s no secret that I love books. But some of the classics from when I was a kid would probably fall under the “not politically correct enough” category today, seeing as people have evolved to […]
Disney movies should have alternate endings that only play the 99th time a kid watches them. “Dad why did Cinderella get eaten by a raptor?” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 28, 2013 A […]
1. I could sing “Someday My Prince Will Come” in the original key. I still can. 2. I could do a slow two-step waltz that was pretty respectable – well, at least as long as […]