Counterfeit Condoms Have Met Their Match?
Rarely do I feel compelled to deliver messages for public safety, but in this case I would be remiss if I did not spread the word, so here it goes. US federal agents have confiscated […]
Rarely do I feel compelled to deliver messages for public safety, but in this case I would be remiss if I did not spread the word, so here it goes. US federal agents have confiscated […]
LINCOLN, NE — After making Planned Parenthood the centerpiece of her 2016 campaign, in spite of a multitude of reports that the videos used as the basis of her argument are erroneous, Republican presidential hopeful […]
Iraqi Dessert MA’MOUNIA (wheat pudding) INGREDIENTS 3 cups water 1¼ cups sugar ½ teaspoon lemon juice ⅓ cup unsalted butter or regular butter ¾ cups semolina or whole wheat flour ½ tablespoon orange blossom water […]
While standing in line at the dollar store, I looked over at the “impulse buy” display which featured a variety of health items including a pregnancy test sitting on the middle shelf. I might be […]
According to an article in The Daily Beast, there were 100,000 condoms delivered to Sochi for the approximately 3000 athletes. For a 17-day event, that’s a lot of action! If my math is correct, I […]
My wife wants me to be prepared for emergencies, but then she gets mad when I stock up on ammo to kill zombies. Make up your mind, woman. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October […]
My metabolism gives me exactly two options when I eat: I can be hungry, or I can be fat, with nothing in between. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 8, 2013 “Magnum” is the […]
A new delivery service has just been announced by Durex, called SOS Condoms. Between the hours of 4PM to 4AM, they will deliver condoms anywhere in Dubai within an hour! If you don’t happen to […]
Michael Phelps could lose some of his medals because he appeared in an advertisement for Louis Vuitton which was not supposed to be shown until after the Olympics ended. Apparently, the US swimming hero posed for an […]
Octomom Nady Suleman has completed her first porn shoot. She said the experience awakened feelings of self-pleasure she never knew existed and she was thrilled that men will once again find her sexy. Someone should […]