Misheard Lyrics of Fleetwood Mac
The great group Fleetwood Mac had a huge hit with their song “Tell Me Lies.” Part of it went: “Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies“Tell me lies,” But doesn’t “lies” sound like “lice?” […]
The great group Fleetwood Mac had a huge hit with their song “Tell Me Lies.” Part of it went: “Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies“Tell me lies,” But doesn’t “lies” sound like “lice?” […]
Nepali Soup CHICKEN THUKPA INGREDIENTS ½ pound rice noodles 2 garlic cloves ¼ cup fresh cilantro 2 green chiles 2 green onions 1 small yellow or white onion 1 bell pepper 2 […]
We’ve all had these thoughts. Deep thought #12 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available in paperback or Kindle on amazon.com […]
In the interests of full disclosure, I was rather good in mathematics in general and in geometry in particular. However, after my 17,223rd geometry proof my naturally effervescent outlook on life dimished somewhat. Deep Thought […]
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Space rat All of us who stayed awake in high-school learned about Newton’s Four Laws of Motion. They are: 1) A body at rest remains at rest, or if in motion stays in motion at […]
There have been three puzzles bedeviling humanity’s greatest minds since the Age of Cavemen. Now, I am pleased as Punch to announce the answer to one mystery. Please see the picture below and marvel at […]
I misread the following news title today: “Earth Has Tilted 31.5 Inches. That Shouldn’t Happen.”– Popular Mechanics, July 13, 2023 I really thought for an instant that the sentence went as below. I was quite worried for […]