The Sweet Sweet Smell of My Grandkids’ Grandma
On the night of Valentine’s Day, 2014, I was caring for three of my grandchildren. (What else would I be doing on Valentine’s Day?) My grandkids had already had their snacks for the […]
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Girl Scouts Prepare Girls For Future of Working for the Man
Girl Scouts of America is once again working hard to rigorously prepare young American girls for the future. It’s most likely a future of working insane hours and making huge sacrifices in a futile struggle […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my lack of judgment when I sent my diabetic friend home with all of the leftover pies, cookies and cakes from Thanksgiving dinner. She said she would call me […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please do not punish me for eating a value pack of cookies and downing a liter of soda while I waited in the 10 or less isle. Reason: I had 12 items and […]
Hannah ‘Hot Face’ Henderson
Scurvy Jane’s 54th best friend, Hannah ‘Hot Face’ Henderson, is an interesting but not too bright, stupid person with as much common sense as a bottle of ketchup that somehow got it into its head, […]
The Sins of the Girl Scouts
I recently learned about two teenage sisters who had broken away from a Satanic cult and have since been working feverishly for its overthrow. This group is called the Girl Scouts. Yes, they of the […]