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Too Cool for Snow…..

March 20, 2017
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Did you know that it’s illegal to drive with ice and snow on your car in Pennsylvania? A small fine for not clearing your windows, but if you are found to have caused injury, or…

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I’m Packin’ So You’re Wrong

November 18, 2015
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An election year is truly a polarizing event. Actually, it’s more like Halloween.  Because people you see every day, people you usually get along with, suddenly appear before you wearing the ghastly costume of reactionary…

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Worlds Dumbest Criminal Resume & Cover Letter

September 15, 2014
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Finding work when you’re a petty criminal can be difficult! That’s why you need help from Dumbass Resume Writers. We help you by taking all your special talents and experience and writing a personalized cover…

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Unicorn Bites 5/6/14

May 7, 2014
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I don’t always slam on my brakes, but when I do, it’s because some asshole is driving a Crown Victoria that looks like a cop car. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 6, 2014 It’s such…

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Billy Joel: Hostile Witness?

April 29, 2014
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Billy Joel isn’t much help to authorities.   He claims he didn’t start the fire, but provides no insight as to who did.   I’m pretty sure it hasn’t always been burning since the world’s…

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Unicorn Bites 1/25/14

January 25, 2014
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Hey, scientists: If wizards and spells aren’t real, then explain magic markers. *scientists’ heads explode* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 25, 2014 My 3-year-old said, “Daddy, when you die, can I wear makeup?” If the…

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Friday Humor Devotional

September 13, 2013
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive my caffeine deprived British husband for his brief lapse in judgment when he pulled over and asked an overweight South Carolina Sheriff, “Excuse me, and don’t take this the wrong way,…

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And One Shade Of Ouch

August 9, 2013
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And One Shade Of Ouch

Yes writers, it’s important to remember that your books do touch lives. You should take pride in that. Just think of all the people who said “I think I’ll skip working in that meat-packing plant”…

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Darth Vader in Brooklyn

May 19, 2012
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Brooklyn traffic cops are fearless. Mere death rays mean nothing to them. They will give a parking ticket to Darth Vader himself, as seen in this video: Darth Vader Haggles With Cop on Gothamist Lord…

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The best hiding place is the place they are least likely to look in.

The best hiding place is the place they are least likely to look in.

Allow yourself to ask yourself a question. Not just any old question about special fried rice disease but a specific question about where you would hide drugs on your person, if you were a man…

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