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Daredevils

October 11, 2017
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Tuesday, October 11, 2017 Today I am grateful for daredevils. . .and I am also grateful I am not one of them.  I think I’m at the point in my life where I don’t want…

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A Cow Christmas Card

December 25, 2016
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cowxmasblog

Greetings from the Cows.   Happy Everything to you.   Paul De Lancey, chef, friend, cow whisperer My cookbook, Following Good Food Around the World, with 180 wonderful recipes is available on amazon.com. My newest…

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Tucuman Empanadas and Why We Conquer

March 26, 2016
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LutheranCookbook

Argentinian Entree TUCUMAN EMPANADAS INGREDIENTS – DOUGH ¾ cup lard or shortening (⅓ cup more later) 5 cups flour 3 teaspoons salt ⅔ cup water INGREDIENTS – FILLING ¾ pound rump or tenderloin steak ⅔…

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Burping and Farting Cows Burn Down Barn

January 29, 2014
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Belching and farting cows are blamed for an explosion in a barn in Germany.  Apparently, the gaseous emissions from about 90 cows raised the methane in the barn to dangerous levels before reacting with static…

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Unicorn Bites 1/15/14

January 15, 2014
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Unicorn Bites 1/15/14

If you’re lactose intolerant, eat more beef. It won’t help your condition. It’ll just teach those cows a lesson for trying to kill you. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 15, 2014 Me: Where’s the remote?…

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Friday Humor Devotional

June 21, 2013
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive my hayseed farmer husband for embarrassing me at a recent lunch with my city boss, when he was kind enough to invite him along. When he displayed an interest in visiting our…

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When Bad Things Happen To Good Chicken

August 6, 2012
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So we found out that Chick-Fil-A donates their money to fund anti-gay groups looking to ban same sex marriage and we’re boycotting them. It couldn’t have happened at a worse time. Their peach milkshake is…

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Might Your Child’s First Words be “Moo-Moo”?

June 19, 2011
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Tired of nursing your baby?  Well, don’t worry; Chinese cows can do that for you.  Yes, Chinese scientists have produced a genetically-modified cow that can make milk which can be substituted for human breast milk.…

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Badgering Bovine with Rhetorical Questions

May 28, 2011
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Badgering Bovine with Rhetorical Questions

Cows – what gentle creatures they are. They give us milk, eat grass and hay, have four stomachs, and moo. Well, at least that’s the image city folk have. I dare you to drive down…

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Our Meat Might Not Moo in the Future

May 25, 2011
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Our Meat Might Not Moo in the Future

Getting ready to chomp down on your first juicy burger of the barbecue season?  Well, right now you know where that meat came from, but in a few years, that might not be the case.…

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