Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, when I die please have my ashes spread over the sexy hot bodies of Johnny Depp and LL Cool J so that I can at last say I was part of a ménage à trois, […]
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Fun(d) in the Sun
Indigogo, an online fundraising site had raised $455,865 (with 29 days to go) to send Karen H. Klein, the bullied school bus monitor on a luxury vacation. It was the video that went viral of […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please tell grandmom I’m really, really sorry for putting super glue in grandpop’s denture adhesive. He still can’t talk too good, but grandmom gave me $50 thanking me for the best three days of peace […]
How To Order A Philly Cheesesteak Like A Local
After a recent visit back to my hometown, the city of brotherly love Philadelphia, I realized I’d been too long away from the city and needed to be refreshed on some of the basic city […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please let a catastrophic telecommunication malfunction occur when dad asks us how to download the “Pull My Finger and Mega-Burp” apps to the new smart phone we gave him for Father’s Day, Amen. Happy […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please remind me why it’s a sin to bitch slap a 3-year-old when they point at me on the beach wearing my black and white bathing suit and yell, “Look, mommy, look . . […]
Nothing To Be Proud Of
Everyone has life accomplishments they’re proud of. Some are amazing like playing a perfect round of golf never having played the game, parking a 18-wheeler in a spot designated for compact vehicles, trying on your summer […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please thank my loan officer Guido. He told me if I didn’t pay back the money I borrowed with interest he would take me to swim with the fishes. I was so excited […]
Rant is the New Rage: Cell Phone Etiquette in Public Places
“I didn’t know Tiffany had herpes! She must be so embarrassed!” No, you should be embarrassed for letting the entire bus know that your best friend has a social disease. I bet she’s thrilled that […]