What I Did Today
I didn’t invade. Woke up at 4:40 am with cold feet. I had kicked off the blanket in my sleep. I suppose I could have been be proud of the achievement as I had had […]
Tag: dentist
I’m Not a Dentist But I Play One in Real Life
Yesterday I repaired a crown in my mouth that fell out about a year ago. It’s a miracle not that I got it glued in, but that I was able to find it. But when […]
Dentists promote smiles but are never happy
Six months ago, my dentist said I had a cavity that needed drilling. He warned me to change my brushing habits immediately or else. My first thought: My brushing habits have kept me cavity-free for […]
A Dental Memory Dam
I have the same relationship with my dentist that many people do with family members: I love him and appreciate him, but I don’t actually want to see him. I suppose that’s not unusual, but […]
You need to know about these conspiracies
I looked in my closet recently and noticed it was overrun with footwear that represented a score of abandoned hobbies: hiking, golfing, bicycling, dancing, running, walking, skiing, and snowmobiling. That’s when I had an epiphany: […]
Are You A Restaurant Dick?
Are you a restaurant dick? Do you make other diners so miserable that they wish they were at the dentist instead? Take this test and find out. Do you: 1) Yell at the waitress? (1 […]
Dining in restaurant owned by dentist will blow your mind
In our neighborhood, a dentist spread his entrepreneurial wings, and bought a restaurant, with enough office space upstairs to house his dental practice. I don’t know anything about the dentist’s background. Maybe he worked as […]