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The day the dishwasher died

March 20, 2017
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If you are old enough, you remember where you were the day of the Kennedy assassination, or when you heard the news that Elvis Presley died. I’ve added a new date to my list of…

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To My Wife

January 20, 2017
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I suppose you’ll call this a confession when you read it. I don’t like the word confession, but something’s been weighing heavy on my conscience and I just want to set you right about one…

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Dishwashers: Annoyances in Disguise or the Tools of the Apocalypse?

October 3, 2015
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My dishwasher does not properly clean things, particularly glasses with indentations. Oh sure, if I give the dishes a quick rinse beforehand, the dishwasher does tolerably well. If I give the dishes a pre-scrub, the…

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Don’t let your dishwasher destroy your marriage

March 3, 2015
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Don’t let your dishwasher destroy your marriage

If you’re like my wife, then after you’ve been married for about two years, you probably realize your decision to get married was a serious mistake. Marriage is difficult, especially if your husband is a…

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Unicorn Bites #558

November 24, 2014
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I asked my 4-year-old to draw a chicken. She drew four nuggets and a bottle of ketchup. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 12, 2014 Me: I did the dishes. Wife: You put one cup in…

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