Stop the Snow

I hate winter. Well, only if I have to go out in it, or pay for heating the house, or if it’s winter. Otherwise I don’t mind. Anyway, parody songs are only good if you’re […]

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JUST BECAUSE I AM A MEAN, HORRIBLE PERSON I WILL HEREBY GIVE AWAY THE ENDING OF THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE JUST TO BE A JERK. I KNOW THAT YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO RESIST READING IT!!! BHWAAAAH, HAA, HAA, HAAAAAAA!!!

The ending is this: Luke Sky Walker wakes up and he is back in his bed at his Uncle Ben’s farm in the desert on Tatooine. He has just had the most incredible nightmare. It […]

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The Perfect Gift

Do you know someone with kids? Do you despise them more than Leo DiCaprio hates bears? Why not get them the perfect gift?

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