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The Perfect Gift

November 8, 2017
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Do you know someone with kids? Do you despise them more than Leo DiCaprio hates bears? Why not get them the perfect gift? Bill Y "The Legend" LeddenI can’t say I’m brilliant until I get…

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Jill Y asked me to go shopping with her again and I was like…

November 2, 2017
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Bill Y "The Legend" LeddenI can’t say I’m brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth! More Posts - Twitter

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Fantasy Land Versus Fantasy Science: The Battle Over Measles

January 28, 2015
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Fantasy Land Versus Fantasy Science: The Battle Over Measles

A prominent television host needs a scary topic that has widespread appeal. A former Playboy playmate and MTV star is looking to reinvent herself as a medical expert so she can sell books and detox…

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Unicorn Bites 6/11/14

June 12, 2014
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Productivity, meet Netflix. Netflix, meet- Netflix, put down that knife! Run, productivity! Run! Netflix, you killed it! Why? Oh why? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 11, 2014 Doctor: Questions? Me: How do I know if…

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Unicorn Bites 1/14/14

January 14, 2014
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Unicorn Bites 1/14/14

It’s amazing how the lowly potato gives us potato chips, french fries, and vodka. Get your shit together, every other vegetable. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 14, 2014   Me: I’m one card away from…

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Unicorn Bites 12/27/13

December 27, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 12/27/13

I hate going back to the office after a long vacation. Or a short vacation. Or no vacation. Seriously, fuck work. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 27, 2013 Me: I’m going to spelunk you so…

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No Actors were used in the filming of this.

December 24, 2013
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No Actors were used in the filming of this.

I have this massively inflated opinion of myself. In my head, I’m the ruler of 17 Eastern European countries, I print my own money and am never wrong. In reality, I am only the ruler…

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Unicorn Bites 9/28/13

September 28, 2013
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Disney movies should have alternate endings that only play the 99th time a kid watches them. “Dad why did Cinderella get eaten by a raptor?” — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 28, 2013 A guy said…

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Able-Bodied But Feeble-Minded

September 26, 2013
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Able-Bodied But Feeble-Minded

Many people seem to have no problem abusing systems designed to assist disabled persons. Due to such misuse, Disney theme parks recently cancelled a program designed to help kids who, for physical reasons, were unable…

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The Curse

September 19, 2013
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The Curse

Everyone knows that something is up with America. Unlike, say, New Zealand or Canada, we’re plagued with gun massacres, racist incidents, domestic violence, and political idiocy. And that’s just last week – multiply by fifty-two…

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