Breathing New Life to Life Alert

I caught another  ”I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” Life Alert® commercial.  The commercial has been on for years, but lately I noticed that the “stars” of the commercial are getting younger. No longer  […]

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Get A Taste Of The Dark Side

Many moons ago, I wanted to work for a certain company that encouraged creativity and imagination. I was just out of college and had little work experience. I knew three other people who were interviewing […]

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Disney v Internet Porn

Delaney was right to blame Disney for her high expectations of boys. Thanks to Disney, she expected boys to be the male equivalent of Justin Bieber when in reality, there is no male equivalent of […]

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When Bad Things Happen To Good Chicken

So we found out that Chick-Fil-A donates their money to fund anti-gay groups looking to ban same sex marriage and we’re boycotting them. It couldn’t have happened at a worse time. Their peach milkshake is […]

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Depraved Penguins Trending on Yahoo!

First of all, let’s just get this out of the way. Yes, I still use Yahoo. I know it’s not as cool and trendy as some other search engines but frankly those engines get on […]

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The road to riches is paved with George Lucas’ intentions

Some say you can ignore the cesspool of low life scum and pretend that life is a Disney movie. Some say Disney did not produce Lindsay Lohan. I can assure you that this is far […]

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