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Bad Advice Friday, 6-09-17

June 10, 2017
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I am ready. I am able to dispense with stupendously bad advice on time because: 1) Gravity is still working. 2) I just ate fish sticks. 3) My productivity today edged out my anti-productivity. So,…

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The day a mysterious package came

March 17, 2017
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My wife and I don’t use our home phone. We use our cell phones. In fact, the only people calling us on our land line are salespeople and scammers, making me often wonder why we…

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Forget about forgetting surgery

February 10, 2017
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There’s another dimension of surgery beyond that which is known to the patient. According to the guy in the hospital who kept referring to himself as my bartender, I, the patient in this case, wouldn’t…

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Debugging

January 16, 2017
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Aroused for not a mere four hours My hard-on lasted days and days. What sounds like penis super-powers Just hurts as if the thing’s ablaze. The doctor gave my turgid stiffy A gentle double-fingered tap…

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Happy Holidays From Dodge City

December 26, 2016
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Greetings from the Old West Happy Holidays. Paul De Lancey, raconteur, doctor, and gunslinger   Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available in paperback…

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Let’s Shake on That….

April 14, 2016
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I had this brilliant idea that I would offer to house sit and dog sit for my dear friends while they went to New Zealand for three weeks. The biggest reason I wanted to do…

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Hoosier Winters, On the Nose‏

February 24, 2016
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We like our traditions here in northern Indiana: For instance, it’s traditional for us to get sick every fall and winter. All of us. I’m as traditional as the next guy, assuming the next guy…

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Pregnancy Bingo

November 23, 2015
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One of the many challenges of being pregnant is dealing with people’s odd, offbeat and occasionally downright rude responses. But don’t let it get you down. Instead? Play… PREGNANCY BINGO Roz Warren is the author…

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Hello? Hello? Anybody there……?

June 2, 2015
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For a few years, I have been telling my girlfriends  (yes we old people still call our friends who are girls, “girlfriends”), that we should consider bank robbery as a new career since no one…

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Let’s see who measures up, shall we?

October 28, 2014
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I noticed a weird bruise on my arm last week on Thursday. By Friday it had morphed into something that looked like a bear climbing a tree. It didn’t hurt. I had no recollection of…

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